This Black Bath Bomb Is Every Goth’s Dream Come True

Aaaaah, at last. A bath bomb to match my soul.

Those of us whose homes are happily betubbed may have at some point of their lives enjoyed a good bath bomb or two. (and those of us who don’t, well, there’s always be the memes for it.)

Instagram user @Toxicbitchcraft shared this video of her discovery of the dark, unearthly powers bestowed on her relaxing soak by the Hex Bomb.

✖Black Soul bath bomb will always fascinate me.?✖ @hex_bomb #hexbomb #bathbombs #gothic #allblackeverything #black #gothgirls #gothicbathbombs #spooky #nugoth #alternative #alternativegirls #altgirls #grunge #grungegirls #blacksabbath #heavenandhell #bathtime #metalgirls #classics #classicrock #creepy #gothgoth #video #wow #stunning

A video posted by ✖EMMA LOUIISE✖ (@toxicbitchcraft) on Jun 4, 2016 at 4:03am PDT

YEEEEEESSS. I can feel its arcane magic burbling forth through my computer screen. This pitch-black water would go really well with your opal tresses. Why do I think so? Dahling, I know so. Bring out your pastel-gothiness to bath time, because bath time is Me time.

Thankfully, the black bath bomb doesn’t stain your skin — only your immortal soul.

This bathbomb is amazing! @hex_bomb #hexbomb #hex_bomb #blackasyoursoul #blackbathbomb

A photo posted by Toni Quinn (@toniquinn) on May 25, 2016 at 4:49am PDT

Twitter had much to say about this little dark confection — primarily, how and where to buy it?

Why is no one sourcing a store with this black bath bomb??? I want it like where do I get it sign me up

— neighborhood girl (@claerysux) June 7, 2016

American Horror Story, eat your heart out.

Where does one get a black bath bomb? I want to feel like I'm in a horror movie

— nikki ✧ (@nikkiorion) June 7, 2016

Because even He Who Must Not Be Named deserves a little private TLC.

This bath bomb is some Voldemort shit pic.twitter.com/dPBZMyULcf

— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) June 6, 2016

Corection: A FABULOUS portal to Hell.

that ain't no bath bomb that's a portal to hell https://t.co/HqEDTRTTx8

— Beans (@erni_ebooks) June 6, 2016

Excellent! More for us dark and mysterious creatures of the night, then.

no way in hell in taking a bath in black water ? even if it's just a bath bomb https://t.co/H5lYSErExM

— MEL ✨ (@melyyy_ms) June 7, 2016

Only because I traded it in for these gorgeous bath bombs, dahling. Such a steal.

only girls with no souls want the black bathbomb

— Emotional Fuckhead (@DarkerThanAkon) June 7, 2016

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