While we covered the debunking of a few rumors surrounding a flamboyant, ever-lovable gym-energizer-bunny Simmons we send virtual hugs to, here’s another Simmons whose gym exploits are making the internet go loco with his own trainer’s Instagram shots.
Y’all remember JK Simmons? You might better remember him s J. Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi “Spiderman” movies. Or if you’re someone (like me) who loves their cartoon fandoms, you may be more familiar with his work as the voices of Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls, Tenzin in The Legend of Korra, and Mayor Lionheart of Zootopia.
Got a mental image of him now? Good. The next one will be something of a shocker.
A photo posted by Aaron Williamson (@aaronvwilliamson) on
Duuuude. Check out them guns. And at 61 years old? Mad respect for Mr. Simmons right there.
Word on the grapevine says the Spiderman actor is pretty pumped to be a part of Zac Snyder’s Justice League in the role of Commissioner Gordon. We were so not expecting him to also take the word “pumped” so seriously, but hey, we ain’t complaining. More power to you, sir!
The rest of Twitter was also digging Simmon’s new levels of health badassery.
seems like the jk in jk simmons stands for “JacKed”
— brian feldman (@bafeldman) June 8, 2016
I get this feeling we haven’t even seen his ultimate form yet.
jk simmons a few workouts away from a max power kamehameha pic.twitter.com/9enmXQSsRH
— Melissa Leon (@MelissaHLeon) June 8, 2016
When he tells you “Get yourself some insurance, young grasshopper”, the right answer to that should be “How many payment installments, sir?”
JK Simmons is going to bully me into getting Farmers Insurance pic.twitter.com/mWfe8DFEV0
— Chris Branch (@cbranch89) June 8, 2016
And that’s why, folks, in any situation, it is never, ever okay to catcall.
Fellas, somebody catcalls your grandma when u leaving the Olive Garden, u turn around and it's this dude. What u do? pic.twitter.com/kOiWIQFmzD
— LARRY TING LIVE (@YungCostanza) June 8, 2016
We’d gladly be his grandkids any day.
JK Simmons turning into a buff grampa is the weirdest comic book movie that has ever happened.
— Michael Parks (@Cuthpaste) June 8, 2016
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