JK Simmons Gets Swole and Freaks Out Internet

While we covered the debunking of a few rumors surrounding a flamboyant, ever-lovable gym-energizer-bunny Simmons we send virtual hugs to, here’s another Simmons whose gym exploits are making the internet go loco with his own trainer’s Instagram shots.

Y’all remember JK Simmons? You might better remember him s J. Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi “Spiderman” movies. Or if you’re someone (like me) who loves their cartoon fandoms, you may be more familiar with his work as the voices of Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls, Tenzin in The Legend of Korra, and Mayor Lionheart of Zootopia.


Got a mental image of him now? Good. The next one will be something of a shocker.

Saturday morning, 61 years old & making the young generation jealous. This is what dedication looks like. #JKSimmons

A photo posted by Aaron Williamson (@aaronvwilliamson) on

Duuuude. Check out them guns. And at 61 years old? Mad respect for Mr. Simmons right there.

Word on the grapevine says the Spiderman actor is pretty pumped to be a part of Zac Snyder’s Justice League in the role of Commissioner Gordon. We were so not expecting him to also take the word “pumped” so seriously, but hey, we ain’t complaining. More power to you, sir!

The rest of Twitter was also digging Simmon’s new levels of health badassery.

I get this feeling we haven’t even seen his ultimate form yet.

When he tells you “Get yourself some insurance, young grasshopper”, the right answer to that should be “How many payment installments, sir?”

And that’s why, folks, in any situation, it is never, ever okay to catcall.

We’d gladly be his grandkids any day.



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