So, what’s more fun than chuckling at good band names that make bad first dates? Laughing out loud at actual cases of the #WorstFirstDate, of course!
Going through the hashtag, we get a glimpse of some truly terrible dates. To all the contributors to this trend… Our feelings go out to you. We hope your next date will be leaps better than these ones.
The moment when one of you didn’t come prepared — and brought friends.
#worstfirstdate went out w/ this guy n his friends. Apparently he reached his card limit. I ended up forking out for everyone.
— S H A R N E L L (@iShazRoss) August 2, 2016
Has this guy every heard of table manners?! Hygiene?!?!?!
He ate his noodles with his hands then proceeded to take my food off my plate with his hands and shovel it into his mouth. #WorstFirstDate
— Jaq (@JaqDanger) August 2, 2016
If you’re going to talk smack about your date, at least be careful around your social media, and you know, don’t tag them?!?!
My date was complaining about me on Facebook while at the table. I found out because she accidentally tagged me in the post. #WorstFirstDate
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) January 7, 2016
Adorable, but the joke gets kinda old. Specially when it’s the only funny thing you know and resort to it all night.
Drunken one night stand tells me his name is Matt Smith. Too many TARDIS jokes. #WorstFirstDate
— Jess Warner (@jessabeth) August 2, 2016
And that bit when he’s busted that he’s not as single as he’d like you to think.
#WorstFirstDate he started panicking that he smelled like my perfume after the date. Turns out he was going home to his girlfriend.
— Jaq (@JaqDanger) August 2, 2016
So, Sooo not single.
He took me to a frog jump festival. We had to leave early because his WIFE showed up and she has a restraining order on him. #WorstFirstDate
— Rebecca (@MrsMZ2u) July 27, 2016
It always helps to have the wait staff on your side.
Date was so bad I gave the waiter 20 bucks to spill my drink on me to get me out of there.#worstfirstdate
— Jennifer Mumme (@MummeWummie) April 26, 2016
When your date’s too much of a cheapskate to leave tips for the hard-working wait staff? Time to walk away and not look back.
Went to my favorite mom n pop restaurant. Date paid for dinner but refused to leave a tip. Left my $2 & left deeply ashamed. #WorstFirstDate
— Jess Warner (@jessabeth) August 2, 2016
… thanks no thanks.
#WorstFirstDate he talked about himself all through dinner, then drove me around to show me where all his ex gfs lived. #truestory
— Kimberley Clark (@Vegan_chick_MI) July 28, 2016
And if you’re the one running the risk of ruining the date… Well, at least have the grace to see yourself out. sorry ’bout that.
Accidentally pooped my pants, told her I had to use the restroom and never came back. #WorstFirstDate
— Ryan Holloway (@ryan_holloway) August 2, 2016
… Are you guys…? Were you…? No, really?
#WORSTFIRSTDATE my date told me he was going to the bathroom I waited 30 minutes he never came back.
— Samantha coleman (@Samanth62549880) August 2, 2016
Feature image courtesy of Dollicious
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