The idea for a post about fake celebrity Twitter accounts is one that I’ve been sitting on for a while, there are so many great ones out there and it’s hard to narrow it down. These are some of the most hilarious, they take the real personalities into account and amplify the qualities that we are familiar with.
5.) John F Kennedy – The first of two playboy presidents on this list.
You are the reason my heart beats faster…
Just kidding,
It's the cocaine
— John F Kennedy (@_JohnFKennedy_) July 15, 2016
Hillary Clinton looks like a guidance counsellor who will never change your schedule.
— John F Kennedy (@_JohnFKennedy_) May 10, 2016
Our Justice System needs change #JFK2016 pic.twitter.com/eswBwJ7mtT
— John F Kennedy (@_JohnFKennedy_) July 19, 2016
4.) Friedrice Nietzsche – The 19th Century Philosopher’s fake Twitter account is worth a read, especially if you know anything about him.
What a time to be a pseudo-intellectual.
— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) July 18, 2016
It's tuesday. You can give up now.
— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) July 19, 2016
Things could be worse, you could be a grown adult hunting pokémon.
— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) July 17, 2016
3.) Hellen Keller – This account might be a bit off-color but I can’t not follow it.
For me the glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's spilled across the kitchen table.
— Helen Keller (@The_HelenKeller) July 18, 2016
I was just trying to make French Toast… pic.twitter.com/CPtLRlE58d
— Helen Keller (@The_HelenKeller) July 9, 2016
Got a ticket for jaywalking today. Could have sworn I was in my living room…
— Helen Keller (@The_HelenKeller) July 5, 2016
2.) God – This Twitter account is managed by actor Sean Hayes and is always good for a laugh, unfortunately, he’s not Tweeting very frequently anymore.
I deeply regret most of you.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 4, 2016
If it’s Trump/Palin I’m coming down there.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 20, 2016
The problem with "We, the People" is you, the people.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 5, 2016
1.) Netflix And Bill – This is my all-time favorite, whoever is behind this deserves his own show on Netflix.
All jokes aside, I'd vote for Melania before that chicken wing covered in dog hair she calls a husband. #RNCinCLE
— Netflix and Bill (@PimpBillClinton) July 19, 2016
Hill-Dawg just belched the Gettysburg Address while tweezing her back hair. #TheyDontMakeViagraStrongEnough
— Netflix and Bill (@PimpBillClinton) July 19, 2016
Woke up next to one of them "booty like Beyonce, face like Harambe" type chicks this morning.
— Netflix and Bill (@PimpBillClinton) July 18, 2016
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