Millennials are not known for our flirting abilities. I mean, we’re the generation with Tinder, which let’s face it, is deciding whether you like somebody or not based solely on a picture of somebody. And believe me, they almost never look like they did in the picture. I’m probably guilty of subconsciously catfishing myself at times, I’ve always known I’m an ugly dude but it’s difficult to measure the extent of it.
But if there’s one thing that we millennials are very good at, it’s making fun of ourselves. Check out these tweets.
I don't flirt. Flirting is a social construct created by the patriarchy to oppress and enslave women. #MillennialFlirting
— Leah the Boss (@LeahRBoss) June 8, 2016
Hipster-hating is a common pastime of the cynical millennial.
Why don't we go for cold brew coffee and you can show me your unicycle's Instagram and I'll talk about my huge beard. #MillennialFlirting
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) June 8, 2016
Wanna split a vegan, soy-free, gluten-free, non-GMO, organic Acai bowl? #MillennialFlirting
— Miranda Gonzalez (@miradolll) June 8, 2016
These apps are no good for you.
#MillennialFlirting I swept right on Tinder when I first took notice of you. We were meant to be.
— Hathaslayed! (@AnneHathabae) June 8, 2016
Student loan is the epitome of Millennial existentialism.
You look like the kind of person that I would want to spend the rest of my life paying off my student loan debt with. #MillennialFlirting
— Halle Thomas (@lalamydear) June 8, 2016
Can somebody explain this tweet to me?
#millennialflirting hey girl want to come back to my parents' basement to see my thinkpiece
oops no threw up in my mouth
this concept is bad
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) June 8, 2016
I don't ever want to get married. Let's run away to Seattle and open a coffee shop with cat print cups #MillennialFlirting
— Hallie J. Stern (@TheHallieJordan) June 8, 2016
"Hey girl, meet me at Starbucks before the rally against capitalism." #MillennialFlirting pic.twitter.com/iLdNtXjbp6
— Countermoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) June 8, 2016
Featured Image: [Flickr/Elizabeth Hahn]
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