Nature’s Short Bus: Stupid Mountain Lion is Stupid

*Read in Fancy British Accent

Please note how the sleek and hungry Mountain Lion slowly and carefully approaches it’s plastic prey, so as to ensure they don’t scare the statue away. The mountain lion, being one of the SMARTEST creatures in the animal kingdom, does not play around when it comes to predatory instinct.

You may want to look away once it lands it attack, though, because it gets pretty violent.

Oh wait, no it doesn’t because this Mountain Lion was clearly born with a stunted I.Q and predatory instinct on par with that of a fat man trying to sneak a piece of cake by his wife:

And they say cats are smarter than dogs. Nope, both kinda stupid, actually (unless one of them can start doing taxes, at which point, hit me up here).




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