One UK man is receiving an unusual gift after an embarrassing moment. Known by his Twitter handle, DenzelMichaelUK was enjoying some “alone time” and was visiting popular online porn site, Pornhub. Suddenly, he heard his mother’s footsteps coming up the stairs. He panicked as he realized the website had froze, leaving the adult entertainment on the screen. As the footsteps get closer, he does the only thing he could think to do. He completely demolished his laptop by smashing it with his fists.
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. ???????????? pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— ???? Denzel ???? (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
After posting his tragedy to Twitter, his story immediately went viral. Immediately, people began to question the validity of his story. While the story seems crazy, DenzelMichaelUK claims he wasn’t thinking clearly and all he thought to do was destroy his computer.
https://twitter.com/DenzelMichaelUk/status/587293746095611905
The story has gone viral and eventually reached the heads of the porn website, Pornhub. The company decided to help out one of their most loyal customers by sending him a brand new computer, free of charge.
Pornhub Vice President, Corey Price explains, “We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan. It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good wank within the security of their rooms. We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
With the popularity of the story, it seems as if DenzelMichaelUK’s actions will be a little hard to hide from his mother now…
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