So Carrie Underwood starred in this live TV Sound of Music thing which I did not watch because bleaugh musical theater, but you know? After watching DiGiorno Pizza live-tweet the whole thing, I kind of want to see it now. No homo.
Don’t hate the player, hate the fact that you forgot to pick up a pizza to eat to help you forget about the player.
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 5, 2013
Whoever is in charge of DiGiorno’s Twitter account is nothing short of a fucking genius, worthy of praise. We have no idea what possessed him/her to live-tweet Carrie Underwood’s Sound of Music, but the result was … well … see it for yourself:
#TheSoundOfMusicLive Can’t believe pizza isn’t one of her favorite things smh
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Dough, Ray, Me = Pizza party with me and a guy named Ray. #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
DOUGH a crust an unbaked crust RAY, a guy that likes pizza ME a pizza liked by a guy named ray FAH no idea what fah is SO so LA a city T tee — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
My God. That’s brilliant enough on it’s own. But DiGiorno Pizza’s social media savant was just getting warmed up.
Rolph was a delivery guy. Totally makes sense. #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
YO ROLPH, I HAVEN’T SEEN AN OUTFIT THAT UGLY SINCE NEVER #ShortAndTie #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
I guess it’s spelled Rolfe. Whatever. The guy dresses like a knucklehead if you ask me. #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
hey guys, next time you’re scared of a storm make a few pizzas instead of waking up the whole house yodeling #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
I don’t think those mountains are real you guys #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Yay! I haven’t had this much fun since Chrissy Teigen live-tweeted the Met Ball!
Pizza will also cause you to break out into song at mealtimes. #TheMoreYouKnow #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
RT if you love curtain clothes #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
THE KITCHEN IS ALIVE, WITH THE SMELL OF FRESH-BAKED PIZZA #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
You hear that gang? That’s the sound of Captain Von Trapp’s heart thawing. #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
GO HOME COUNTESS, YOU’RE SO AWKWARD #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Oh yeah, definitely pizza at this party. Because you can’t dance like that without pizza. #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
SPIN ME LIKE A PIZZA CRUST IN THE AIR CAPTAIN #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Good news Maria! You’re having dinner with the adults tonight! 🙂 Bad news Maria! Kids are having pizza 🙁 #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
SO LONG, FAREWELL, THE PIZZA’S GONE NO REASON TO BE HERE ANYMORE #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
“Pizza” is my favorite “habit” #wordplay #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN, FORD EVERY STREAM, FOLLOW EVERY RAINBOW, UNTIL YOU FIND A SUPREME (PIZZA FROM DIGIORNOOOOOO) #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
MARIA IS THE CRUST HOLDING IT ALL TOGETHER, WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT MAX #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Still not over pizza getting overlooked in the favorite things song. #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
DON’T RESIST YOUR FEELINGS CAPTAIN, FOR GOODNESS SAKES, SHE’S PERFECT FOR YOU #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
The Baroness. Something about her bugs me. #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Are there any other rooms in this house they hang out in? #WasteOfSomeSeriousSquareFootage #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
YOU GOTTA LOVE THE PIZZA THAT’S ALREADY IN YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT CAPTAIN? #CloserToYourHeart #MmHmm #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
CLOSE YOUR EYES KIDS #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING, NOTHING EVER COULD, I MUST HAVE BAKED SOMETHING GOOD (A DiGiorno Pizza) #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
OMG I LOVE WEDDINGS #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA? GIVE HER PIZZA FOR GOODNESS SAKES #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Liesel is a pretty name for a girl. Pizzal is a prettier name for a girl. #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
LOVE ISN’T LOVE UNTIL YOU BAKE IT A PIZZA #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
YOU ARE 16, GOING ON 17 AND I’M ASSUMING YOU’D LIKE PIZZA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY DINNERRRRRRR #BuyDiGiorno #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
BOOOOOOO ROLFE THE DELIVERY GUY BOOOOOO #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
PERFORMERS GOTTA PERFORM #Owned #LeaveTheVonTrappsAlone #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
LIKE PIZZA, SOMEBODY JUST GOT SERVED #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
PIZZA’S NICE, PIZZA’S NICE BLESS OUR DINNER TABLES FOR-EH-VERRRR #TheSoundOfMusicLive — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
PIZZAAAAA-PIEEEEE #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOODNIGHT AND GOOD PIZZA TO YOU ALL!!! #AndWeOut #BuyDiGiorno #TheSoundOfMusicLive
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Okay, DiGiorno Pizza officially wins Twitter this week. Don’t even try to top that, @dril.
i am getting hundreds of messages telling me that the thursday nite rant is very bad. i am contracted to produce them until june 2015. sorry
— wint (@dril) December 6, 2013
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