This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal. All this pain is an illusion.” – Plato
Time for your Amanda Bynes update this Tuesday, June 18, Year of Our Lord 2013.
Bynes was spotted in Atlantic City over the weekend, chilling randomly in a hot tub wearing her blonde wig, a big pair of sunglasses, and taking selfies among perfect strangers.
According to TMZ, she did agree to pose for photos with fans, but executed final “creative control” over which photos they could keep and which would find their ignominious end in the recycle bin.
MSN reported that she was spotted doing jumping jacks on the floor of a casino, but: So?
Anyway, the large sunglasses were apparently worn by Bynes to mask bruising from a recent nose surgery.
I’m in between nose surgeries! My eyes are black and blue because my nose is broken! I can’t wait for my nose to be done! I’ll share pics!:)
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 17, 2013
She also gave an update on the ongoing “will they, won’t they” situation involving Drake, Bynes’ sometimes-dream guy, sometimes-“ugly” whipping boy.
I don’t like leading people on. I will not date @drake ever. I only want to be his friend. I’m sorry that I insult him but it’s hard not to!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 17, 2013
Can’t you two see you love each other?
She also handed props (and a retweet) to a gal named Annalise Alvarez for a collage of the former actress apparently made on Photoshop.
@AmandaBynes i made you a thing pic.twitter.com/HNHZXVSNWE
— annalise alvarez (@annalisealvarez) June 18, 2013
Alvarez secured a retweet by expertly following the first two rules of Amanda Bynes: Use only the new pictures Bynes shares on Twitter, and do not talk about Amanda Bynes. Good job, Annalise!
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