Wait, Did Marco Rubio Just Say Donald Trump Has a Small Penis?

Marco Rubio insults Donald Trump

Marco Rubio Takes Aim at Donald Trump, Insinuates He Has a Small Penis.

Never mind all of the drama and moral outrage, the 2016 Republican primary has been entertaining to say the least. We have Donald Trump, that infamous “short-fingered vulgarian,” to thank for all the amusement. But that doesn’t mean the other GOP hopefuls aren’t getting in on the high school-tier name-calling.

At a campaign stop in Salem, Virginia, presidential hopeful Marco Rubio fired off several insults at Mr. Trump, culminating in a rather tasteful dick joke:

“He’s always calling me ‘Little Marco’ … and I’ll admit he’s taller than me, he’s 6’2″ which is why I don’t understand why he has hands the size of someone who’s 5’2″. Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about men with small hands,”

Rubio paused for dramatic effect, before continuing:

“You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them. All right? You can’t trust them.“

That wasn’t the only insult Rubio had for Trump. A while back, The Donald teased Rubio for his excessive sweating. In reference to this, Rubio said:

“[Trump] doesn’t sweat because his pours are clogged from the spray tan that he uses. Donald is not going to make America great, he is going to make America orange!”

Boom! Point to Rubio.

In recent weeks, Rubio has been upping his attacks against Trump. At a recent campaign stop, Rubio told the crowd:

“You ever heard of Trump Vodka? You have? Well, it isn’t around any more. Or Trump mattress, or Trump airlines, or Trump ice or Trump water, those are all businesses that are gone, because they were disasters. Trump hot air, yeah. So we cannot allow the conservative movement to be taken over by a con artist, because the stakes are too high.”

VIDEO: Marco Rubio Makes Fun Of Donald Trump At Virginia Campaign Stop

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Timothy Bertrand
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