The new @Sanctibaby Twitter account is just four days old, obviously not manned by a real baby, and remains firmly presented tongue-in-cheek — and still some sensitive Twitter moms can’t tell satire from sanctimony. (Probably formula feeders, amirite?)
While Sanctibaby takes aim at all sorts of haughty declarations emanating from the echo chamber of mommy blogging, the premise of finding “mommy wars” (an invented issue itself) wholly silly is still a mystery to Twitter users who reply that the tweets are “judgmental.” Duh.
One of Sanctibaby’s first tweets went straight for the c-section jugular, garnering predictable responses from people still capable of feeling bad at the pretend words of a fake baby:
Sometimes I think about Cesarean sections and want to cry #blessed
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 4, 2014
@sanctibaby seriously ? I know that they’re definitely being abused these days but for the most part when needed I’m thankful for them
— mauimama_❷Kiana&Ava (@MauiMomma90) March 4, 2014
The same user waded in when @Sanctibaby joked about the formula vs. breastmilk “debate,” and the following exchange ensued:
What does formula taste like? If it upsets you to talk about it, nevermind.
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 4, 2014
@sanctibaby hmm to be honest a lot like BM esp. Soy formula I EBF in the beginning so I’d know lol
— mauimama_❷Kiana&Ava (@MauiMomma90) March 4, 2014
PSSST … IT’S A JOKE, LADY.
The sanctimonious baby continues:
My mom is my pediatrician and our copay is love.
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 4, 2014
Ahahahahahahaahaha:
Rainn’s mom showed up to La Leche with a Nestlé disposable water bottle. She’s being asked to leave as I type.
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 4, 2014
Boom:
If only we could put some breastmilk on whatever is happening in the Ukraine. #HealTheWorld
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 5, 2014
You can follow Sanctibaby over on Twitter, but do try to restrain your corrective urges.
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