Donald Trump has been caught playing away more than once since he was elected president two years ago, thanks to reports of non-disclosure agreements signed by former mistresses leaking out. First it was revealed that adult-film actress Stormy Daniels had signed an NDA in 2016, supposedly to cover up an affair with the 72-year-old back in 2011. Then earlier this year, it was discovered that Playboy model Karen McDougal had also signed a similar agreement, allegedly to hide an affair that took place just months after his son Barron was born.
Although the salicious details are exciting enough on their own, they by far aren’t the best thing to come out of Trump’s multiple sex scandals. This week a secret recording of Trump and his former lawyer Michael Cohen was made public, in which the pair are heard discussing his NDA with McDougal. Recorded in 2016, when Trump was running for office, he and his lawyer are pondering buying the rights to McDougal’s 2006 kiss and tell, which was eventually bought by pro-Trump organisation American Media for $150,000.
Although when the recording exclusively aired on Cumo Primetime, the sordid details weren’t the part listeners were most interested in. While casually debating buying the rights to the story, Trump can be heard shouting “Get me a coke, please!” and oh how the internet LOL’d.
Now, this amazing comedy moment has become a meme, which we’re sure he and his ego are thrilled about.
The best part of the Trump-Cohen tape CNN got is where you hear, in the middle of this very important conversation, Trump yell, “Get me a Coke, please”
— Katie Watson (@kathrynw5) July 25, 2018
My favorite part is when he yells, “Get me a Coke please!”
— LCL413 (@lcl413) July 25, 2018
Hahah in the middle of the tape Trump yells out to no one in particular “GET ME A COKE PLEASE” then keeps on discussing the payment. I can’t believe this is real life.
— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) July 25, 2018
Some pointed out the hypocrisy
Especially because I thought he drinks Diet Coke.
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) July 25, 2018
He said please? pic.twitter.com/n4hQSPEIJU
— Steven (@StevensMyName) July 25, 2018
While others got creative with captions
“GET ME A COKE PLEASE” pic.twitter.com/CcPo3psTTs
— Darth Space Force Pooka✊✌BeBest Jedi (@darthpooka) July 25, 2018
“GET ME A COKE, PLEASE” pic.twitter.com/GbvDK8GzZ0
— Do Something (@2ns) July 25, 2018
Some were just shocked that Trump used his manners
Most shocking thing about the tape is Trump using the word “please.”
Get me a Coke PLEASE.
— Xeni Jardin ??? (@xeni) July 25, 2018
Wait, is Coke in on the game?
GET ME A COKE. How do we know this whole thing isn’t just a viral ad for @CocaCola
— Xeni Jardin ??? (@xeni) July 25, 2018
Still, every president needs a quote to be remembered by
John F. Kennedy: “Life is never easy. There is work to be done and obligations to be met — obligations to truth, to justice, and to liberty.”
Barack Obama: “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
Donald J. Trump: “GET ME A COKE PLEASE!”
— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ (@JFXM) July 25, 2018
It’s still an improvement on “grab ’em by the pussy.”
0 Comments