There’s nothing quit as nerve-wracking as conjuring your your very first tweet. Then again, you can always just go the same way these celebrities did with their own tweets. Because really, Sending out your first 140-character signal to create your very first sound bite that could possibly brand you as such in the face of millions and millions of potential followers? No big deal, right? Soooo no big deal at all.
Is it me you’re looking for?
Hello?
— Lionel Richie (@Lioneltext) April 11, 2013
Neil Patrick Harris has got this Twitter game down to an art on the very first try.
My first tweet, peeps. I apologize in advance for my slow learning curve. Nice to (sort of) meet you. It’s amazing how quickly 140 charac
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) November 16, 2009
We’re not so sure about that, Jerry.
Greetings Tweetarians!
I have just landed on your Planet.
This could be my last Tweet.— Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) July 15, 2011
Close enough, Pink, close enough.
i have officially entered the 20th century. i mean the 21st.
— P!nk (@Pink) April 4, 2009
Oooh, is that a sharp suit and a pair of pants that make your booty look good, or… oh, forget it, we’re just really happy to see you.
A well-made suit gives you the illusion of a physique.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 17, 2008
And this was the beginning of many hilarious tweets with Ellen.
Tis my first twitt-er. Or tweet? Twit? Or tweet?
“Twit or tweet everybody.” Is this anything?— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 10, 2009
Like a tender, vestal virgin heroine of your favorite romance novel.
i have come to join you pleas be gentle with me as ive been feeling vulnerable… yet implausibly, sexy
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) January 26, 2009
John Cleese, in the house! *throws confetti all around*
i am still alive
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) December 3, 2007
We’re sure you’ll figure it out eventually.
I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) October 21, 2010
Sure, just remember to wash… your … hands?!
I’m about to go onstage in Minneapolis. After I finish my tuna melt and go pee
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 27, 2009
You do you, Anna. No one does it better.
I’ll be honest, just created this to say that any other “twitter-ers” aren’t me. Flattering… just not me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2009
RDJ looks like he’s waiting for the bro fist-bump from the Internet.
Talk to me, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/7skFm6Ffhn
— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) April 11, 2014
SOON.
first tweet. no followers. feel pretty good about it.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) January 22, 2011
Just breathe, Conan; deep, slow breaths, nice and easy.
Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 24, 2010
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We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
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