Learn what Americans have been searching for on the world’s most-watched pornographic website.
ver wondered what your fellow countrymen (or countrywomen) are getting off to? Maybe not, but you have to admit to being at least a little bit curious. Now, that question has been answered in the form of this totally safe-for-work educational video, simply entitled:
“Top 5 Searches on Pornhub”.
Let’s watch, shall we?
In case you can’t watch the video, here’s a little recap. Don’t worry, we’ll also keep it 100% safe for work.
#5: MILF
If you’ve been living under a rock (or just now got the internet), MILF is acronym indicating one’s desire to have sexual relations with an attractive mother at least thirty-five years of age.
According to PornHub’s demographic data, the older a user is, the more likely they are to enter MILF as a search term.
#4: Cartoon
People apparently love watching beloved cartoon characters get freaky. One must assume this search term includes the ever-popular Japanese erotic animation known as hentai.
#3: Teen
As Aria, the host of the video, so elegantly puts it: “Because… well, duh.”
#2: Stepmom
PornHub says more people than ever are searching for “step-relative” porn. In fact, the search term “step-mom” has seen a 94% increase in popularity over last year. “Step-sister” is even more dramatic, increasing 132% since last year. This can only mean one thing: something in this country is making people uncontrollably attracted to non-blood relatives. Maybe it’s just because Game of Thrones is so popular now.
#1: Lesbian
It seems the United States is all about girl-on-girl action. “I’m sure this has everything to do with the advancements in gay rights,” Aria says, sarcastically. “And absolutely nothing to do with the fact that girl-on-girl action is really hot.”
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