It’s a well-known fact that the penis can sometimes act independently from its owner, sort of. While some consider that a “dick move,” it’s a biological response. Unfortunately, holding back thousands of years of evolution on a beach full of beautiful people can be… hard. So, along came Pornhub with their new swimming trunks to help men hide unwanted boners.
The porn industry empire is happy to present the average Joe with its new swimming trunks called the Bonerless Bathing Suit. According to Pornhub, the said trunks are specifically designed to camouflage any undesirable erection that can sometimes ruin family moments and friendly introductions.
It’s even more important now especially since summer is upon many countries and wearing swimming trunks for guys is mandatory:
Apparently, the Bonerless Bathing Suit is made 100 percent out of lycra but has a special lining which can hold down an engorged penis without strangling it. Pornhub promises its users that the swimming trunks will conceal what’s going on down there with Mike Hawk.
“We worked hard on the development of this first of its kind bathing suit that should help ease comfort and increase enjoyment for the most masterful of bathers and watersports amateurs alike,” says Corey Price, Pornhub’s Vice President.
In addition to the concealing the erection, the said swimming trunks also came designed with a bright flared cut around the crotch area to hide an unwelcome bulge. You will have to fork out $69.95 and that includes the whole… package, which is just the swimming trunks. But hey– there’s a $20 discount if you use the promo code: “BONER.” Makes sense.
Regardless of what swimming trunks you wear at the beach, try not to be too cocky.
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