Pink is the New Black: #VaginaNails are Here To Stay!

What do you give to the lady who has everything in life? You give her vagina nails. A new Instagram trend, Vagina Nails sound like some sort of medieval weaponry or a nineties industrial band, but they are actually just what they claim to be. Vaginas on fingernails. Yup, for real.

Vagina Nails or #Vaginanails as they are being branded, are women getting little vagina sculptures on their nails, and then having said sculptures painted with ultimate realism (mostly). Some may find it jarring, but I, for one, embrace the vagina nals trend.

You give her vagina nails #workdoesntstopatwork #vaginasfordays #studio30nails #vaginas #vaginanails

A post shared by Tasha (@tasha_tarsenko) on Jul 28, 2016 at 10:28am PDT

Hell, we used to have to pay good money to see one of those. It’s nice to see the vag reaching a new pop culture height.

Nail$ last night in celebration of #internationalwomensday @lashwynwood at @grampswynwood ! #futureisfemale #ladiesnight #lashwynwood #feministart #pornnailsmia #feminist #nailart #nailedit #nailsofinstagram #manicure #vulva #vulvanails #vulvaart #vaginanails

A post shared by Rosemarie Romero ?? ? (@porn_nails) on Mar 9, 2017 at 7:31am PST

 Oh, her vagina nails are pierced, that’s hawt!

@topknotnails 3D vulvas for @mariahgalaviz inspired by @theeditorialnail ?????#vaginanails #3Dnails #magicfingers #nailchurch #fingerbangme #fingerbang #fingerbangportland

A post shared by FINGER BANG (@fingerbangportland) on Jul 29, 2017 at 2:25pm PDT

Ma’am, your vagina nails are AWFULLY white, you may need to see a doctor or take Vitamin B shots.

Abstract vulva nails for @milagrosyall at ‘Dunce Party’ last night at @atlanticgvl ! ?#nailart #manicure #vulvanails #vaginanails #nailgasm #dunceparty #gnvfl #asseeningnv #loveyourvagina #partynails

A post shared by Rosemarie Romero ?? ? (@porn_nails) on Mar 26, 2017 at 7:39am PDT

 She calls hers “vulva nails”. She wins!

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