Nothing brings a neat freak more peace and satisfaction than achieving a spotless, immaculate household, a space so clean you can (quite literally) eat off the floor. Of course, Life sometimes just isn’t fair, and will at some point or another set off this impeccable order, and set the neat freak’s nerves on edge.
As a neat freak, you can choose to keep your perturbed emotions bottled up, only to release the kraken on some poor, clueless soul who just so happened to leave their pillows unfluffed or the toilet seat up — or you can can always let it all out on Twitter with other neat freaks across the planet.
genuinely irritates me when people upload selfies taken in messy bedrooms #neatfreak
— jasmine casanova (@jazaroux) August 22, 2015
Sometimes you just can’t help it; it’s a knee-jerk reaction.
Watching hoarders always makes me want to vacuum… #neatfreak
— Susanna LaNieve (@Crepe__Suzette) September 17, 2015
And sometimes, you just DGAF.
I left my house without making my bed and I feel betrayed by myself but also rebellious. #neatfreak
— nomi (@nome_kw) October 5, 2015
When you’re stuck in a loud, crowded party space, the thought of cleaning is just so soothing.
Id rather be cleaning my home right now #neatfreak
— brooke martin (@bracing_brooke) September 15, 2015
— Erin McLean (@erinmcbos) March 12, 2015
Scan. Shred. Sigh. Rinse, repeat.
— Mama Jaws (@MamaJaws) April 25, 2016
Gonna party like it’s Spring cleaning Time.
— AmberMarie (@ambermariemarie) April 11, 2016
Because peasants will never understand the superior comfort of double-ironed sheets.
Please tell me I’m not the only person who irons their sheets before then once they’re on the bed!?? I cannot be the only one ? #neatfreak
— The Urban Fox (@Ms_Urbanfox) April 3, 2016
And there’s nothing more satisfying than organized chromatic order. Aaaah.
— d kirk (@Lyfebytes) April 4, 2016
Nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
— MusicMaster.ie (@MusicMasterOne) April 14, 2016
and there will be times when you feel like you’re the only adult in your household, and it’s a mighty, ighty need to establish balance in this tiny cosmos called Your Dorm.
— Gisel♕ (@gisel_bedoya) March 28, 2016
And seeing your influence rub off on the wee ones? Aaaah, yes, they are indeed your offspring. Good.
— MaryEllen Macek (@msmacekdcps) March 4, 2016