Ke$ha Finds Mystery Pubic Hair In Her Bed, Tweeps Lay Claim

Kesha is a celebrity. She’s also a normal person who finds random pubic hairs in her bed and wonders where they came from. Who hasn’t been there before, am I right?

The singer-songwriter boasts 3.5 million followers on Twitter, as well as a ridiculously rabid fanbase that sometimes rivals Lady Gaga’s Monsters and Justin’s Beliebers. Outside of her enormous commercial success and fan following, Kesha is sometimes criticized for being just … well … just gross.

Here’s a good example of why:

I found a pubic hair on my bed. and it is NOT mine.

— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) July 2, 2013

“Hnnnnnng” was my verbal reaction to the tweet, but Twitter users have opted for humor instead of disgust, many laying claim to the mystery pubic hair.

@keshasuxx it was mine

— Colton Haynes (@ugxly) July 2, 2013

@keshasuxx its mine — petersuxx~ (@shadyxmonster) July 2, 2013

She also garnered some sympathy:

@keshasuxx its mine

— petersuxx~ (@shadyxmonster) July 2, 2013

@keshasuxx sorry

— hannah (@starbuckesha) July 2, 2013

DNA test it RT @keshasuxx: I found a pubic hair on my bed. and it is NOT mine.

— Marc (@MarcMonster) July 2, 2013

And a protip:

DNA test it RT @keshasuxx: I found a pubic hair on my bed. and it is NOT mine.

— Marc (@MarcMonster) July 2, 2013

In any case, we’re 100% confident that Kesha’s mystery pubic hair didn’t come from Social News Daily. Okay like 99% sure.

[Image via: Jeff Denberg]