Dad jokes are an international language that all dads in the world understand. Father’s day is the peak of popularity for dad jokes every year. It may be the only time we openly hear and search for dad jokes in our daily lives. Every dad in the world may have said a few punny jokes now and then. Some new dads do say that they are excited to join the dad joke “dad-a-base” and are absolutely ready to rip out their first ones. Now, non-dads may not find a lot of these cringe-worthy jokes funny. However, the cringe-y-ness of it all has surely brought smiles to a lot of faces. Admit it, you have laughed at a few dad jokes even though they are a bit corny. In fact, you may have made a few yourself.
Now that Father’s day is just around the corner, what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious dad jokes?
A synonym roll?
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll!
— Good Dad Jokes (@gooddadjokes) April 22, 2019
Capitalism for fun
My Dad Jokes Calendar saved the best econ joke for the last day of school! pic.twitter.com/OJfUGhiWpm
— Mr. MacDonald (@MrMacDonaldBDHS) June 11, 2021
A total waist of time
i made a belt out of the old watches i found in my attic.
it was a waist of time.. pic.twitter.com/6nhiqzcKPL— dad joke bot (@hrrysdadjokes) June 15, 2021
Absolutely delighted!
Delight. #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/Z8D0B1P31s
— Four Corners (@cornerstweets) June 14, 2021
Oh, shoot
Thank you for 500 followers! Here’s a stolen pic pic.twitter.com/HYWoO8v5Vw
— Good Dad Jokes (@gooddadjokes) December 14, 2018
Like good martini
James Bond once slept right through an earthquake; he was shaken, not stirred.#ClassicJoke #VintageJoke #DadJoke
— Roy Manterfield (@MumblingNerd) June 16, 2021
And that’s what it’s all about
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…then I turned myself around. #dadjoke
— Chad Willis (@ChadRWillis) June 16, 2021
Oooh, too dark, too dark
Today’s #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/PKb1EBETU7
— Daniel Markham (@danielbmarkham) June 12, 2021
And all dads have access to it!
Good morning and Happy Wednesday. Took the day off so ima just be hanging out today!
Here is your #dadjoke for today!!
I hope you all having an amazing day today! #ENVtuber #Vtuber pic.twitter.com/kA1yGYiBbo
— ????Suno???? (@sunoshecano) June 16, 2021
Never too cool for sundae school
A perfect #dadjoke for a lazy Sunday afternoon
“Where do you learn to make a banana split?” “Sundae school.” pic.twitter.com/obThzPu6C4
— Tiddus (@Tiddus8) June 13, 2021
Who are you gonna call?
It is a big plus, though
Today we go international for the #dadjoke and somebody bring back chocolate, or a new bank account
“What’s the best thing about Switzerland?” “I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.” pic.twitter.com/Ip3uzUJgNp
— Tiddus (@Tiddus8) June 12, 2021
REALIZATION: its days are numbered
I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
#pun #dadjoke #funny— GroanBot – Daily Dad Jokes & Puns (@GroanBot) June 15, 2021
Eyebrows on fleek
I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
#pun #dadjoke #funny— GroanBot – Daily Dad Jokes & Puns (@GroanBot) June 15, 2021
Only nerds and dads will understand
Oh no rain! #badsciencejoke #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/8hYN4B5Qyg
— Michael Crichton (@DrMCrichton) June 10, 2021
I dare you to do it on an interview
(At a job interview)
Can you perform under pressure?
No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody.#dadJoke
— Dan O’Mahony (@dan0mah) June 9, 2021
We might be talking about the wrong sample here…
Spool sample. #DadJoke pic.twitter.com/XKKTYTGk4H
— Trigg Watson (@TriggWatson) June 13, 2021
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