Britney Spears, while both popular and successful, is also a bit of a unique character. When she’s not recording songs or leaving televised singing competitions, the singer can be found having lively conversations with her dog on Twitter.
Through the magic of social media, Britney and Hannah Spears chat back and forth about a wide array of interesting topics. Previous subjects include squeak toys, dog schools, and which publications aren’t worthy of pooping on. Spoiler alert: It’s the National Enquirer.
In short, the exchanges play out like a sitcom written by people who use baby talk when addressing their pets. It’s kind of cute and it’s a little weird, but at the end of the day it’s oddly entertaining.
A handful of tweets issued by Hannah are embedded below.
The Brit Awards are tonight? I didn’t know Mommy had her own award show?!
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 20, 2013
Mommy says I have to go to Dog School. I don’t want to learn any new tricks…
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 18, 2013
Boy dogs are gross. They’ve totally ruined trees and fire hydrants for me.
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 13, 2013
Good Morning! She looks so pretty in my pink bow! 🙂 RT @britneyspears Say good morning to my new baby people twitter.com/britneyspears/…
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 8, 2013
Sometimes I think I should get outfits that aren’t PINK, but then I remember PINK is the best color 🙂
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 4, 2013
Mommy, are dogs allowed to gamble in vegas? Gonna cash all my bones in for chips
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 4, 2013
Much like her owner, Hannah seemingly has a thing for fashion.
Does anyone know where I can get a bag like this? twitter.com/hannahspears/s…
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 19, 2013
Last but not least, Britney’s dog dishes on her least favorite gossip magazine.
I wouldn’t even use this publication to poop on.Had a little accident today though… twitter.com/hannahspears/s…
— Hannah Spears (@hannahspears) February 21, 2013
Chances are these tweets are just the tip of the iceberg. To stay up-to-date with the life and times of Britney Spears’ dog, be sure to follow the canine on Twitter.
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