Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing an upcoming Blake Shelton concert in Kansas City. Not really news.
Westboro Baptist Church accuses Blake Shelton of cheating on his first wife with that whore Miranda Lambert he’s married to. Again, not news.
Blake Shelton tells WBC to blow him on Twitter. NEWS.
“@WBCSays: We know BS when we see it! pic.twitter.com/ZTZiUm9B53” Hey WBC.. I’ve got one more sin for ya… Blow me.
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 25, 2013
Nice! Blake also served up some quick theology:
Hey @WBCSays.. This isn’t about God. It’s about me using this opportunity to make y’all look like the absolute complete dipshits you are.
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
He also created a new WBC trolling strategy … hitting on Phelps women. I know, I know. It sounds crazy, but it’s totally genius.
Also @WBCSays… Y’all may want to keep an eye on ur women at my show.. I’ve got a few band and crew guys that’ll be smacking that holy ass!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Of course, they’re not laughing …
Truly, @BlakeShelton @MirandaLambert are WORSE than fags b/c they provide a cloak for fag sin are worthy of death pic.twitter.com/gXi4NGhFTT
— Westboro Baptist (@WBCSays) September 26, 2013
… but they may have blushed a little.
What we’ve learned today about @BlakeShelton is he hates God, @MirandaLambert, his fans resorts to sexual harassment at the drop of a hat!
— Westboro Baptist (@WBCSays) September 26, 2013
Of course, the country singer got the last jab in:
You know what else god hates? Inbreeding… pic.twitter.com/E6OuO5hZrF
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) September 26, 2013
Blake Shelton: 1, Westboro Baptist Church: 0
[Images: Wikimedia Commons]
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