Twitter users post over 400 million tweets every single day, and sadly many of them make us just shake our heads. From horrible misspellings to racism, and just pure stupidity, there is never a shortage of idiocy.
August is hated by many as it marks the end of summer break, and the beginning of “skool.”
Bording af et skool
— DJayy (@DJay_Athlete_) August 20, 2013
Skool tooooo borin bruh shit wild! — Chai freegrams (@FreegramsChai) August 20, 2013
Gott dayum when a skool hands out textbooks w/ spelling errors! — IG: mshbomb411 (@MShbomb411) August 20, 2013
I hate when teachers ask me math questions like bitch youre the one that went to college not me. — Carlos Martinez (@campaign_carma) August 20, 2013
Speaking of school, learning about proper nutrition is good for us all, and one Twitter user made an interesting observation.
You’d think there’d be less fat people in a nutrition class, but… Nope. #Merica — Travis Mazur (@travismazur) August 20, 2013
People who are overweight, wanting to learn how to be healthier? Yeah, shame on them for taking the initiative. When it comes to music, no band has had more impact than The Beatles. However, the younger generation feels different.
I hate oldies. Like who are the Beatles? Ke$ha is awesome. — Eva G (@forevaEVA123) August 15, 2013
People who say The Beatles are the best band in history make me laugh. The Beatles sucked and Union J are much better than them. — Union J Lover ♡ (@CarryMeeUnionJ) August 16, 2013
Yes, Ke$ha was just compared to The Beatles, and Union J are clearly better as evidenced below. With a pop beat, auto-tuned vocals and your typical boy band look, The Beatles could have learned a thing or two. “YOLO” stands for “You Only Live Once,” and while many use it in reference to destroying their livers, others “YOLO” at church.
I twerked in front if my pastor i mean yolo — sierra schaeffer (@cheerlaxlife) August 20, 2013
Surprising to one Twitter user, Colorado isn’t just home to the Rockies, and world-class ski resorts.
Who knew there were actually black people in Colorado. — Nicole Newell (@ThatGirl_Nicol3) August 20, 2013
Back in February, a meteor exploded above central Russia, damaging buildings and injuring over 1000 people. Although global warming only affects the Earth and its inhabitants, apparently it has an influence on large rocks floating through space.
But that… Nvm RT @titi_215 How about that meteor that hit Russia? But you STILL don’t believe global warming is REAL?! Ok. — Earl Sweatpants (@kidnoble) February 16, 2013
The 4th of July is a great day for the United States, and marks our independence from Great Britain in 1776, or 0 A.D. depending on who you ask.
America is 2013 years old! Started from the bottom now we here! — Boobie (@maxhiatt_) July 4, 2013
Everyone likes to crack a joke, but maybe a photo of you pointing a gun at your sister is going a bit too far.
My little sister was talking shit about Miley Cyrus. I don’t play that! pic.twitter.com/3mTZpA3svH — Derrell Record (@ItsDRecord) August 3, 2013
Twitter can be full of wisdom, and many great quotes. Also, you can learn invaluable tips about relationships.
If a guy has never called you psycho he thinks ur worthless. — Beyonka (@beyonka_Fierce) August 18, 2013
Here is another wonderful tweet from the same person:
The hollow cost was so long ago Freddy Flinstone hadn’t even met Wilma yet, but the Jews still be crying bout it today.
— Beyonka (@beyonka_Fierce) August 19, 2013
These are just a few examples from Twitter that will have you worried about the future of humanity, and hopefully your IQ has not suffered in the process.
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