There are plenty of ways to get publicity for your band. You could play show after show and slowly build a following. You could pass out CDs on the street corner. You could put out an ad in the paper or stick your face on a bus stop bench. Or, you know, you could make a porno on the lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Which brings us to Westboro Baptist Fingerbang, the latest porn film from the band Get Shot!
@WBCKat We filmed a porn on your lawn. You really need to hire a new gardener.
— GET SHOT GIRLS! (@GETSHOTGIRLS) October 3, 2013
Laura Lush, the bassist for the band and the star of the porno, said: ” The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy. As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy.”
Well at least she’s honest about her intentions.
The website GetShotGirls.com has been down for the most of the day due to traffic. But don’t worry, you can still watch a teaser for the punk band’s porn site below. And yes, it’s NSFW.
J.P. Hunter said that Westboro Baptist Fingerbang had to be cut short because the band was worried about cops. Hunter promised, however, that if someone has the money to bail them out of jail that he’ll return to the WBC with a bunch of girls for another video.
Hunter said: “There was a lot of traffic and we saw a few cops at a coffee shop a few blocks away. We barley had enough gas money and cocaine to make it to Denver for our next concert. Since we can’t afford bail, we had to cut it a little short before the cops got called. If someone will bail us out, we will bring a group of girls and a whole camera crew when we come back in a few months.”
The band claims that the Westboro Baptist Church saw the video and even stuck around to peruse the site for a few minutes.
@Fredphelps316 Someone from your church’s IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website. That’s longer than the video on your lawn!!!
— GET SHOT GIRLS! (@GETSHOTGIRLS) October 3, 2013
Wow. And now WBC will be protesting porn shoots everywhere.