Routine Traffic Stop Ends With Cops Finding Bag Of Penises In Trunk


A 53-year old man in Florence, South Carolina was pulled over by police and a bag full of human penises was discovered inside his car.

via Reddit; Highway patrol officers in Florence, SC made an unusual find during a routine traffic stop

“He was sweating profusely and grinding his teeth together,” said one of the police officers who discovered the madness.

“I asked him to step out of the vehicle and place his hands on the roof. He did that, but he kept glancing in the direction of the trunk.”

Officers detected a vehicle with a battered tail light early yesterday morning, but were nowhere near prepared for what was to ensue after they pulled over the driver. Upon approaching the car, they noticed that the single male occupant (who’s name has yet to be identified) was displaying signs of nervousness.

via Uncyclopedia

“I detected a strong rotten smell and asked the driver what it was. He told me not to open it and said it was none of my business. I had reason to believe there was something illicit inside so I went ahead and opened it up,” the trooper added.

What the cop was not anticipating was to unearth a bag full of human penises – over 30 of them – inside the trunk of the sedan!

“I was completely shocked, I have no idea why he’d have a sack of penises and he completely clammed up after we made the discovery.”

via Flickr; Indeed, we’re too stunned (by this)

Law enforcement is currently investigating how the suspect (even) came in to possession of the human penises.


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