Miley Cyrus didn’t want to stick her tongue to a frozen pole. She protested. She even told Ralphie that he was full of beans and so was his old man. But then she was triple dog dared and, well, there’s just no way you can walk away from a triple dog dare.
So Miley did what any self-respecting girl in a skin tight nude latex outfit would do: She stuck her tongue out, bent over, and licked the freezing metal pole.
Just look at their faces. These boys are equally disgusted and infatuated with Miley Cyrus.
If the above photo left a bad taste in your mouth, here’s the classic scene from A Christmas Story.