There’s a right way and a wrong way to use social media. Thankfully, we have role models like Miley Cyrus to point us all in the right direction.
Cyrus laid down a social media law today saying that Twitter was not the place for ranting. If you would like to rant, and you want to listen to Miley Cyrus, you should save those rambling sentences for Facebook.
I hate twitter rants. That’s what Facebook is for. There’s a reason for the 140 character limit.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 6, 2013
And Miley’s right. Twitter is not the appropriate place for ranting. That sort of rude talk just isn’t welcome in the Twitterverse. So what can you Tweet? Well, here are a few things that Miley Cyrus has deemed appropriate for Twitter. 1.) Calling people cunts.
Just called this paparazzi a CUNT. So before he makes breaking “news” out if it. Ill just say it. Ha-Ha #CUNT
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 4, 2013
2.) Posting sexy photos for promotional purposes.
#WreckingBall #comingMonday #VEVO pic.twitter.com/aozHYeGrJ8
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 5, 2013
3.) Quoting Billy Ray Cyrus.
“Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did.” – DAD
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 28, 2013
4.) For taking real words and making them unreadable.
Damn my hurrrr gettin longggggg pic.twitter.com/2ufl74hpsR
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 12, 2013
OK, so let’s summarize. Calling people cunts? Fine. Posting half naked pictures? Of course. Breaking achy breaky hearts? Definitely. Speaking in tongues? How could you not. Ranting? You better keep that stuff on Facebook.
Of course, you should only listen to this advice if you think Miley Cyrus is a credible source of information.
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