5 Things We Learned From A ‘Breastaurant’ Waitress’s Reddit AMA

Hey, reader. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a “breastaurant” waitress? Gauging from one young woman’s reddit AMA, you’d spend a lot of your time swatting off gross, slobbery dudes who have confused the place for a Korean massage parlor.

So instead of exploring breastauranteering behind-the-scenes, we’ve decided to put together a “boundaries” cheat sheet for you so that you can learn how not to get kicked out of a place like the Tilted Kilt.

Pro-Tip No. 1: Don’t Be A Dick

Failure to respect “Blurred Lines” conservatively will result in having only your ass served to you.

Pro-Tip No. 2: If You Must Hit On Her, Make Her Laugh

Pro-Tip No. 3: It Is Possible To Score A Date (As Long As You’re Not Creepy)

Pro-Tip No. 4: Plenty Of Men Work There Too, And They Will Kick Your Ass

Pro-Tip No. 5: Don’t Ask For Her Number (Leave Yours)

Two Interesting Business Proposals From The AMA:

The “Boobs and Breakfast” concept:

The “Penistaurant” concept:

You can check out the rest of the “breastaurant” waitress’s reddit AMA here.

[Top Image: Tilted Kilt]