While half (more than half?) contemplate a potential Trump presidency in abject terror, a a more optimistic portion chooses to cope through laughter. The great and merciless George R. R. Martin did write, “laughter is poison to fear”, and in times like these, it helps keep the panic and horror of the Trumpmaggedon at bay.
So, how exactly did Twitter de-stress this time? It made a fun little hashtag for users everywhere to pour their Trump frustrations: #NewTrumpTVShows. Because when you think about it, his entire campaign was absolute entertainment. If he’s going to keep down this route right into the White House, he might as well star in a few TV shows every now and then.
Oh, what shows would he be excellent? Why not we start with one of the most obvious things that come to mind about him. We’re sure the Mexicans would agree.
#NewTrumpTvShows The Amazing Racist
— Holly Woodward (@HollyWoodward) May 23, 2016
Not to mention his creepy interest in his own daughter?
#NewTrumpTvShows Married With Children He Wants to Date
— Bettie Boop (@BettieBoop77) May 23, 2016
#NewTrumpTvShows Daughter Wives pic.twitter.com/74K1KzhS1F
— PoliticalGroove (@PoliticalGroove) May 23, 2016
Let’s not forget about his glittering record with respecting women (not):
#NewTrumpTvShows sexist in the city
— Monsoon (@OooIHateHim) May 23, 2016
Nor the warm welcome he extends to refugees in dire need of help:
#NewTrumpTvShows
The Love Boat, back to your own Country! pic.twitter.com/slkcLxyVCk— ccie nyc (@cciedotnyc) May 23, 2016
Oh, and that one time where he ends up becoming the Republican nominate and the party hated him for it:
Whose Line Is It Anyway? #NewTrumpTvShows #NeverGOP pic.twitter.com/yKlPHowWzS
— Peace Is Active (@peaceisactive) May 23, 2016
We can’t wait to see the makeover he’s going to give the White House.
The West Wing Casino & Resort#NewTrumpTvShows pic.twitter.com/sxdwd5Hlre
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) May 23, 2016
I guess that “modest” million-dollar startup fund he received worked out for him.
#NewTrumpTvShows Wheel of Inherited Fortune
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) May 23, 2016
We can’t decide whether the elections are making us laugh …
#NewTrumpTvShows
The Shady Bunch pic.twitter.com/uA4iiI2jS8— NoTaxesNoNomination (@Adolf_Trump) May 23, 2016
… or fear very dearly for our sanities.
American Horror Story: Election #NewTrumpTvShows
— GHB (@txgdb71) May 23, 2016
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