Are you ready for the scandal to end all scandals? Cory Booker exchanged some tweets with a stripper last year?! Can you believe it? Can you believe that Booker (who is not married) would have the nerve to associate with a woman name Lynsie Lee? A woman who admits to stripping?
How shameful! How scandalous! How stupid is this story?
Booker was caught in a very brief and very mild controversy today when news broke that he exchanged some tweets with stripper Lynsie Lee. It turns out that Booker and Lee both appeared in a documentary called “Follow Friday: The Film” and had the audacity to actually talk to each other on Twitter.
Booker even said that he was “a big fan” of Lee. The nerve!
OK, so let’s break this down.
This is the factual but not newsworthy story: Booker messaged a woman whom he worked with on a film.
This is the reason why it’s now a newsworthy controversy: Boobs.
I love the instant notoriety but really a single man flirting with a beautiful woman isn’t much news. We both have legal jobs.
— Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
Cory responded in the most gentlemanly of ways. You should see the other celebrity creeper DMs I’ve received hahahaha
— Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
Lynsie Lee isn’t shocked that the story is making waves today but at the same time she admits that it’s a little ridiculous.
If Lee takes the well-trodden path of the fame whores who came before her, she’ll release a sex tape next week and book a few talk shows.
can I take a nap now or do any other media folks have questions? I’m sleeping and don’t want to become Amanda Bynes. — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
I’m ready for my reality show “keeping up with a slut” — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
The story about Cory Booker and Lynsie Lee has been on Buzzfeed, the NY Times, the Daily Beast and several other websites. But why? Oh right, boobs. (Be warned. NSFW photos of Lynsie Lee can be seen below.) 
Booker and Lee are adults. They both have legal jobs. And they both have Twitter accounts. Where’s the story here? Either the media is completely obsessed with boobs or strippers are still considered social pariahs.
@JazzMusiciansV I have. We did nothing wrong but exchange an innocent flirt almost a year ago. Media is inept. — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
moral of the story, people can love each other platonically. no matter their job title — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
Lynsie Lee was thrown into this controversy because a couple of reporters got bored. She doesn’t want to be famous like this. She wants to be famous through her nudes.
I don’t want 15min of fame, not this way. I want it through my nudes duh 😉 — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013
On behalf of the media, SND apologizes for this story. In return, we’ll spread a couple of Lynsie Lee nude photos of you around to the internet.
@DaneCook okay pic.twitter.com/cjgAwWBF6o — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 8, 2013
American pic.twitter.com/Wq0Y6yYgai — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 7, 2013
Plastic pic.twitter.com/v4mI1Y63UI
— Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 4, 2013
Here’s a boob while i’m waiting for season two to download… don’t my post-Ned cry face. pic.twitter.com/FF4sU1CcAi
— Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) August 20, 2013
OK, now can we finally put an end to stripppergate?
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