One luckless woman divulged she once put on an old porn film – only to understand the stars of the mealy movie were none other than her mommy and daddy.
The unnamed woman, then merely 15 years old, stated she had swept off school on that momentous day and had crept into her folks’ room to ruffle through their video collection, searching for some porn (she didn’t say why).
After two unsuccessful tries, the teen snatched up a third video tape, and it’s harmless to say that she received more than she brokered for. She explained: “The third started with a couch. It looked a lot like our couch, which was weird. It was shot on a tripod and was quite far away, but I could make out a naked woman on the couch.
“Then a man, who was clearly fiddling with the camera controls walked away from the camera, naked bum in all its glory, towards the woman. Then the dude jumped on the woman and they started having stiff, missionary sex.
“It was the least sensual porn I had seen, and although I didn’t have much to compare it with, I was pretty sure this was amateur.” The woman then discloses that she ‘felt obliged’ to at least attempt and masturbate. Alas, it wasn’t until the nude man strolled towards the camera with his pecker swinging that she noticed what she’d just done.
She stated: “He looked familiar. Really familiar. He looks like my dad! Ha! How weird is that! Oh my god, that is our couch. Oh my god, it is my dad. Oh my god… that’s… my mum.
“I have never run so fast to the VHS player to hit stop. But it took forever, my legs were jelly, the VHS player was so far away. I was screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO but it came out all low pitched and slow. I managed to get to the stop button. But the damage was done. My life was over.”
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