Exactly how hot is it this year? Well just yesterday I woke up in a pool of my own sweat, and when I touched my skin I couldn’t tell if I had a fever or if I died and was reincarnated as the devil himself. I’m glad I’m not alone in this crazy heat. So how do you know when it’s too hot?

Your Phone Says It Is

https://twitter.com/Marxchel_ah/statuses/477576404721090560

Okay, so you know it’s hot when your phone says it needs to cool down. I have slept with my phone in my pocket in the winter time with the heat blazing, and it never came close to warning me that it was too hot.

You Put An Ice Pack On Your Forehead

https://twitter.com/RaffyBaaby/status/477456324209278976

I’m not sure about you, but the smug look on this guys face tells me he’s glad he’s not the guy next to him who looks like he’s about to have a heatstroke.

You Walk Outside And Your Shades Fog Up

You know its hot and humid in louisiana when i walk outside out my shades on instantly fog up #louisianasummer pic.twitter.com/fytKKSmtBW

— chris meyers (@ERnurse_chris) June 6, 2014

Someone, somewhere is creating a portable fan attachment for sunglasses, oh boy!

The CD Cases In Your Car Melt

I've got to stop leaving these in the hot car. They keep melting!! pic.twitter.com/RyT4aQfFXk

— Malinda Fugate (@malthestar) June 9, 2014

When things start melting, it’s never a good sign.

Your Water Cup Melts

https://twitter.com/Max_NoChill/status/471474151543148545

This is the kind of heat you can boil an egg in.

Your Gummy Bears Form Into One Super Gummy Bear

Can we talk about how my mom "shared" her gummy bears aka the box she replaced after this melting in her car.. pic.twitter.com/B3JKVS91Ji

— k (@katierizzz) June 12, 2014

Alright I take that back, it doesn’t look like a super gummy bear at all, it looks like a brick of tar.

Your Watch Melts On Your Arm

You know its hot when your watch melts to your wrist! #FFChangingLives14 pic.twitter.com/ZNJwCJ5SUs

— Steve Swallow (@SteveSwallow1) February 18, 2014

I’ve always wanted to freeze time, but I’m not sure about melt it.

Cats Lay In Water While They Drink It

https://twitter.com/BAMA24_7_RTR/status/464191733451214848

Cats hate water you say? Not when it’s over 100 degrees outside.

You, Um.. What?

https://twitter.com/riikaxoxo/status/475658935571984384

I.. I don’t even.