Omarosa Confirmed To Join The Cast Of ’13 Reasons Why’ Next Season
As headlines poured in yesterday regarding guilty pleas and verdicts of the President’s men, one news story flew under the radar. Though “The Apprentice” star...
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Senate Affirms: Press Is Not Enemy Of The People, Because The Archdemon Alastor Is
We’ve all heard it so many times by now that it’s lost its meaning: “Fake news.” Initially, the popularization of the term “fake news” referred...
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Crisis Actor Alex Jones Pretends To Cry After He’s Kicked Off Spotify, Youtube, Facebook
Through a small hole in his pocket, Alex Jones pricks himself with a needle that he didn’t take the time to sterilize. The sharp pain...
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Trump Tweets About Work-Requirements For Food Stamps, From Comfort Of His Own Bed
With the windows firmly shut and the large wooden doors decidedly closed, the President’s bedroom smelled unmistakably of McDonald’s french fries. Ketchup packets hastily discarded...
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Cool! EPA Chief Realizes All We Have To Do To Save Money Is Pollute More
When scandal-ridden Scott Pruitt resigned in disgrace from his role as Chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, no one held their breath for a replacement...
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Medicare-For-All Might Save Us Trillions Of Dollars, So We Better Not
When the conservative think tank Mercatus Center published the results of their report on the cost-impact of enacting the Bernie Sanders-approved “Medicare for All,” the...
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Coca-Cola Raising Prices Due To Tariffs, And Now We REALLY Have A Problem
Kids separated from their parents at the border: “Yeah, well, bad things happen in the world.” Presidential campaigns colluding with foreign governments to manipulate the...
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Microsoft Detects 2018 Midterm Election Hacking, And Wants To Know If You Would Like To Send An Error Report?
This month, the US Department of Justice charged 12 Russian officials with hacking the 2016 elections. The hack included stealing the data of half a...
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NRA Proud Of Anti-Discrimination Policy Which Includes Working With Russian Spies
The NRA doesn’t discriminate! And it’s proud to let you know that. Well, if you’re a black American whom police shoot at a traffic stop...
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Trump Has To Rethink Putin’s Christmas Gift After Congress Refuses To Let Him Give US Citizens (For Interrogation)
It’s not often that Trump bothers to put thought into his gifts. After all, the self-proclaimed billionaire gave his wife “a beautiful card” for their...
