Articles in the category Politics

Love is Love: Tasmanians Hijacks Road Side Sign in Favor of Gay Marriage

Love is love is all the message wrote, laid out in painted tires across a Tasmanian hillside which is normally used to advertise the next big rodeo. To us we would think little of it, but people driving by (including the owner’s of the land who had no idea until they saw it) were quite […]

Anthony Weiner Sentenced to 21-Months in Jail Because of Anthony’s Weiner

Basic rule when your last name is Weiner and you are in the public eye: Don’t be sending people photos of your ACTUAL weiner to anyone, ever. As many of you already know, this has been an ongoing problem for ex-politician Anthony(‘s) Weiner and the man himself has been in sex addiction counselling for quite […]

President Trump Already Whining About Exhaustion, Sends Daughter in His Place

Well, well, would you look at that? Barely a week into his Saudi Arabia trip seems our resident president skipped out on a rather important and formal event about the modern youth combating terrorism on Social Media. Heavy in subject, this is one of the first examples in HISTORY of a U.S president sending his […]

Billy Bush Disappears From Twitter In Wake Of Scandal

The Washington Post recently released a video that features Donald Trump and NBC anchor Billy Bush lewdly discussing women, and while Trump made a quick apology that sounded much more like a justification Billy Bush came under fire. The video probably won’t do anything to Trump’s polling numbers. His supporters are a special breed that […]

Father Of Slain Muslim Soldier Challenges Donald Trump To Take A Naturalization Test

The feud between Khizr Khan and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump may be the strangest tale in an election season with no shortage of weirdness. Evocative of Joe the Plumber, himself a foreshadowing of the illiberal populism the Trump brand exploits, Khan represents the concerns of another demographic: American Muslims, and indeed all minorities under […]

Chris Christie Staffers In Trouble Over Recovered Text Messages

Forget SnapChat—the only messages that disappear after you send them are whispers. If you want to keep something secret, don’t give into convenience. You must avoid the digital realm, for it leaves behind too many artifacts. This principle of secrecy has been demonstrated numerous in recent history; from the Sony and DNC leaks to the hawkish cables of […]