Jacksonville Airport Evacuated: Twitter Updates Keep Us Informed

The Jacksonville International Airport was evacuated on Tuesday after several suspicious packages led to increased “police activity.” Immediately following the evacuation the following tweet was delivered: Due to police activity regarding suspicious pkgs., JAX airport has been evacuated. Please check with airline for flight updates. — JAXairport (@JAXairport) October 1, 2013 According to Jacksonville Airport […]

Veterans Force Open WWII Memorial

You just aren’t going to stop World War II veterans with a couple of “keep out” signs. Honor flight vets just knocked over the barriers at the WWII memorial to get inside, #shutdown or no. pic.twitter.com/T4bx8kvFYj — Leo Shane III (@LeoShane) October 1, 2013 A group of WWII vets forced open the memorial on the […]

Asteroid Watch Suspended Due To Government Shutdown

The government shutdown effects all of us. And by us I mean people who are worried about asteroids. NASA’s Asteroid Watch Twitter account sent one final message last night shortly before the clock struck midnight. In the event of government shutdown, we will not be posting or responding from this account. We sincerely hope to […]

Dear Congress: Government Shutdown Creates Chaos On Twitter

Dear congress, thanks for making Twitter a more interesting place. If there’s one upside to having a bunch of incompetent old guys running a country is that Twitter comedians are finally getting some extra work. #DearCongress the dude and the kids from those AT&T commercials could get more done than you guys. pic.twitter.com/umqjH5LXAz — Andrew […]

Chicago Train Crash: Blue Line Trains Collide, Hijacking Rumors Spread On Twitter

An elevated train crashed in Chicago this morning near the Harlem station in the suburb of Forest Park. The accident happened at about 7:45 this morning. Another bird’s eye view of the CTA Blue Line crash via @WGNNews helicopter – pic.twitter.com/S1LbewMLcI — Suntimes (@Suntimes) September 30, 2013 The Chicago Train crash involved two CTA blue […]

Cheating Husband Needs 10,000 Facebook Likes To Earn Forgiveness

Flowers are so 2012. A cheating husband is trying to earn forgiveness from his wife by getting 10,000 likes on Facebook. Isn’t that sweet. Ivan Lewis took to Facebook this week to explain his plight to his followers. Lewis said that he has been separated from his wife, Sonya Gore, for about two years and […]