A longstanding mystery regarding the disappearance of an Egyptian Pharoah’s body may have finally been solved, thanks to the History Channel. Experts featured in the network’s Ancient Aliens documentary series (bear with us) believe that the mummified remains of Pharoah Akhenaten were purposefully moved or destroyed as part of an ancient cover up. During his…Continue Reading ›
Claims of Christ’s second coming have been circling the internet in recent years, from a massive wooden cross washing up on a beach and spooking locals in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, to claims that Issac Newton predicted the Son of God’s arrival in 2060. Still, this is the first time in 2000 years that we’ve heard…Continue Reading ›
Despite all the technological and scientific advancements we have made, we still have absolutely no clue what space really is. It could be anything, but most likely, it is a vast void of nothingness that kills all life and hope. That’s something astronauts have to face every day. So what can you do to survive…Continue Reading ›
Who would have thunk? Our esteemed politicians quibble over every little thing, but in this instance, they are actually working – fast – to get a bipartisan bill passed that will study (and deal with) the zombie deer disease that has rapidly spread across the country. Sure, it has taken a weird, alarming animal disease…Continue Reading ›
Jeff Gunn, 32, thought endowing his beau Jessica Johnson, 25, with a laptop would be dull, Thereby, he elected to ‘surprise’ her with a customized gift. As Valentine’s Day was nearing, Gunn, from Boise, Idaho, destined to his Johnson’s online wish list and noticed that she desired a new laptop. “I have an online wish…Continue Reading ›
The world is full of big dilemmas and conflicting ideas and it can get rather confusing. On one hand, you want to preserve your mental state and meditate, while on the other, you just want to unleash the Hulk against all the hate and bigotry going on. However, what if you can do both? Well,…Continue Reading ›
A man, who is unnamed as of yet, wandered into a restroom at his local Home Depot and announced a warning to the occupiers. There are two forms of lavatory users: Persons who unobtrusively use it and don’t make a headline about their ordinary bodily functionalities, and, males. Whether it’s break wind, urinating or dropping…Continue Reading ›
If you thought the romance between Felicity Kadlec and her undead sweetheart Kelly couldn’t get any stranger… well, it just did. Back in September, 21-year-old Kadlec married “Kelly Rossi,” a zombie doll who she’d been in an on-off relationship with for the last five years. Kadlec received Kelly, who she says is 37-years-old, as gift…Continue Reading ›
Staff at a fire station in San Francisco are distraught after their cherished “fire cat” was booted out by administrators. The fire cat, real name Edna, arrived at Station 49 five years ago, when she was still a tiny kitten. The team at the department’s Ambulance Deployment Facility took in the feral furbaby, until she…Continue Reading ›
Accordant to data, thousands of married couples filed for divorce on February 14th last year. Thereby, what do you think will happen tomorrow? Though numerous view Valentine’s Day as the most romantic day of the year, others can certainly do without the cheap sparkle, hot pink stuffed teddy bears and repulsive mob of heart-shaped balloons.…Continue Reading ›
