Ohio Will Only Permit Abortions for Non-Pregnant Women, So There

Ohio has never been a fan of abortion. The state has a long history of opposing abortion laws, so that more babies no one wants may be born unto mothers uninterested in mothering them. That’s exactly what we need in this world, after all. Now, Ohio is trying to ban abortions after six weeks of […]

These Potential 2020 Presidential Election Candidates Could Change The Game

With the 2020 election right around the corner, potential Democratic candidates are lining up in a desperate attempt to get Donald Trump out of the White House. Forget about celebrity nominees like Oprah and Kanye West whose names somehow got thrown in the mix, because these potential candidates could really change things around in our […]

U.S. Senator Fanfic Dreamily Imagines NRA-Sponsored Civil War

Senator Mike Lee of Utah spoke before a collection of prominent national lawyers and judges, and he eagerly preached from his batshit pulpit about the impending civil war our country is apparently facing. See, as the herald of doom, he’s in charge of figuring that out. You can see the whole deal below, if you’re the […]

6 Of The Most Absurd Lies Trump Has Told Recently

It’s hard to tell when President Trump is flat out lying and when he’s just talking out of his ass in a pathetic attempt to appear intelligent. Either way, most of us know better than to trust anything that comes out of his mouth. At least he provides the world with ample amounts of entertainment. […]

Florida Election Sets Dangerous Precedent of Counting All Votes

Broward County is the Flordia of Flordia. And when it comes to elections, they’ve got everyone beat. If you remember as far back as the year 2000, when the presidency was stolen from Al Gore by the Supreme Court decided by a Flordia recount largely centering on Broward County. They’ve almost always been the last Flordia […]

11 Political Memes Inspired By Game Of Thrones

We might still have to wait a few more months before we get to enjoy the final season of Game of Thrones, but who needs to see the destruction of the world on television in the form of entertainment when we can just watch it all go down in real life? With King Joff…I mean Donald […]

9 Things You Should Know About the Muslim Re-Education Camps In China

After denying the existence of internment camps in China for far too long, they’ve now not only admitted to their existence, but they are calling them “re-education camps.” These holding centers are specifically for Uyghur people, which are a predominantly Muslim group of Turkish minorities living in Asia. These re-education camps were recently legalized in the country, and […]