A man busted stealing electrical cable in a renovated building revealed he masturbated after viewing the building’s owner walk by and she flipped out. Wassana Songsri-in kicked the bandit, 30-year-old Somchai Jiummuanthia, twice on digesting the confession. She snatched up a steel bar to strike Jiummuanthia, but the cops stopped her before more injury was…Continue Reading ›
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Woman Bites The Testicles Of A Camel At A Petting Zoo
A Florida woman bit a camel’s testicles at a truck stop petting zoo in Louisiana — and was cited later for criminal trespassing, accordant to reports. Louisiana authorities say at a truck stop petting zoo the camel sat on the lady after she crawled inside its enclosure. Evidently, the woman’s pet dog ran inside the…Continue Reading ›
Man Who Tried To Fight Grizzly Bear In National Park Fined
Devin Mitsuing got out of his vehicle shirtless and started shouting at a grizzly bear while in a “boxing stance” before charging at it, accordant to a witness. Caught on tape by a pair of nearby photographers, who were snapping images of the lone ambling grizzly on Highway 93 and promptly called RCMP. Mitsuing was…Continue Reading ›
Father Gives Daughter A Swimsuit With His Face On It To Deter Men
Megan Echlin was flying high when she touched down in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria for a family holiday – until she received a swimsuit with her dad’s face on it. It turned out the present was from Tony, her dad, who explained to her he had purchased it ‘so no men look at you’. However –…Continue Reading ›
Uber Driver Takes Wrong Turn And Ends Up Stuck On Staircase
An Uber driver somehow got himself in a bit of a rut after inadvertently driving down a set of stairs whilst attempting to get to a property. The unidentified driver traveled down a staircase at 6.30am, figuring it was a driveway to adjacent apartments. “I mean it looks like a driveway in, so what happened?”…Continue Reading ›
Woman Crushed After Seagull Scooped Up Her Pet Chihuahua And Flew Off
Gizmo, the chihuahua, was hanging in Becca Hill’s backyard, when she claims a seagull swooped down and snatched the pooch with its beak and flew off. Fowl can often be total nightmares to deal with. Whether you’re strolling through the park, just spending quality time outdoors or attempting to enjoy yourself at the beach, birds…Continue Reading ›
“Milkshaking” Is The Latest Political Craze In Britain
“Milkshaking” is a hilarious trend in Britain where a milkshake is thrown at and ideally lands on a far-right politician or activist. The point of this nonviolence protest is to humiliate them without causing injury. Physical injury at least. There’s no doubt that milkshaking has led to a few bruised egos. Not only is this…Continue Reading ›
How The Fox News Effect Causes Ignorance Among Conservatives
Donald Trump literally owes his entire presidency to the Fox News Effect. His MAGA minions thrive on any biased news that aligns with their own beliefs, regardless of how far it is from the truth. Once a person gets hooked on Fox News, the effects kick in pretty quickly. Suddenly, they’re believing everything they see…Continue Reading ›
The Only Thing Better Than Michael Cohen Starting His Prison Sentence Are These Memes
Michael Cohen is now officially an inmate, as he reported to one of the country’s cushiest federal prisons in Otisville, New York just last week to kick off his three-year sentence. Of course, he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to throw shade at his former employer on his way out of his Manhattan apartment saying:…Continue Reading ›
You Can Now Tenderize Your Meat With The Infinity Gauntlet
For a lot of busy adults, cooking is equal parts fun and equal parts stressful at the same time. However, you can always take away half of that and just leave out the fun part with the right kitchen tools or perhaps even a snap of your fingers. Now, you can with the Infinity Gauntlet!…Continue Reading ›