Politics – Donald Trump and his right-hand man Mike Pence will stop at nothing to defund Planned Parenthood and prove once and for all that women are second-class citizens. Their latest move is introducing a domestic gag rule that would ultimately forbid the use of the word “abortion” in your doctor’s office. Technically, you can ask about […]
Politics – The rumors are true. Women are running for offices all over the country, and men are terrified that they’ll lose their hardly-deserved positions at the top. And to someone with lady parts, gasp! While the goons in politics will never admit it, these sudden revelations women are having that are leading them to swap professions was […]
Politics – With the royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle just days away, it’s safe to say that Donald Trump can stop waiting by the mailbox for his invitation to arrive. However, being Trump, there’s not a chance that he’ll let something as humiliating as this slide without having a plan to get into that wedding. […]
Politics – Stormy Daniels has been teasing the media with a detailed description of Donald Trump’s genitalia, and the public is more afraid to hear what she has to say then he is. Her taunts have expanded to include the possibility of photos and videos that can be released to back up her claims, urging the public […]
Politics – The writers of Saturday Night Live have always known how to take a political scandal and turn it into a hilarious skit, utilizing our country’s leaders most embarrassing moments to entertain us. From steamy affairs to disgraceful executive moves, SNL’s political parodies over the years has been savage, to say the least. While no president is […]
Politics – Trump has been caught in another lie. Shocking, I know! As many of us already assumed, it turns out that the statement released by Trump’s doctor when he was still just a presidential candidate was fake. Or, at least, incredibly influenced by the president himself. Dr. Harold Bornstein recently admitted that Trump dictated the entire letter […]
Politics – We should have seen it coming. In response to our government’s flat-out denial of providing aid after Hurricane Maria, Puerto Rico has devised a revenge plan that is so heinous that even Republicans will start to wish they hadn’t voted for our leader in orange. They’ve officially stopped selling alcohol to any American tourists coming from […]
Politics – Donald Trump’s presidency has inspired many White House staffers to resign and likely to retire from politics altogether, but he has also sent quite a few employees packing as well. So many employees, in fact, that people started to wonder if Trump was confused by what his role as the president demanded of him, so […]
