Articles in the category Social Humor

Yes, the World Is Ending, But Hey, What Can You Do?

Hey, some news site has to have the balls to say what none other will. We have half the country underwater, and half the country on fire. We have a buffoon who rubs Cheetos on his face running our country, and yes, we are in talks on a nuclear war. If the war won’t be […]

Strippers Hold Topless Car Wash to Raise Money for Police

I really feel like that headline told you everything you need to know about this absurd (but good hearted) story, but I will delve deeper for the more curious of you. A Marysville strip club called City Limits Showgirls held a fundraiser where they washed cars while topless on that raised over two thousand dollars […]

World’s First Ever “Beer Bath” Opens to Public in Austria

A genuine love for beer seems to be the one thing that still connects us all worldwide, no matter where you go. Once you speak the language of beer, you speak a universal language to many. Well, best make sure you passport is up to date with any recent changes addressed. I say this because […]

Pink is the New Black: #VaginaNails are Here To Stay!

What do you give to the lady who has everything in life? You give her vagina nails. A new Instagram trend, Vagina Nails sound like some sort of medieval weaponry or a nineties industrial band, but they are actually just what they claim to be. Vaginas on fingernails. Yup, for real. Vagina Nails or #Vaginanails […]

South Carolina Readies for Lizard Man During Eclipse

You did read that title correctly. Do not change the prescription of your glasses. As many people are already aware, there will be a visible solar eclipse on August 21’st in the mid-afternoon. Well, the Carolinas have some residents who believe in Lizard Men AND Bigfoot, and agencies are actually advising people on what to […]

These Crappy Robbers Get Owned by Some Basic Security Glass

Nothing is worse than when you plan on robbing a store and something as simple as security glass straight up makes you and your squad look like fools, motorcycle helmets and all: I would also like to think something like this would be incredibly humbling and hopefully make you consider a different lifestyle choice. Hell, […]

Swedish Contest Let the People Name New Train Trainy McTrainface

You see, this is what happens when you hand the power to the people. We abuse it for laughs. The truth of this story runs much deeper, though. When given the power to the people via internet poll to name a new public transit boat in Sweden recently, all the people chose Boat McBoatface, and […]