Articles in the category Entertainment

Trump Thinks He Deserves A Nobel Peace Prize But He Actually Deserves These Awards

After President Donald Trump made an inkling of progress with North Korea and the denuclearization of their regime, he felt he deserved proper recognition. A Nobel Peace Prize to be precise. As the only president in recent history who demands attention for each and every one of his accomplishments yet expects us to ignore his […]

Feminists Are Putting The Fear Of God Into Men By Running For Office

The rumors are true. Women are running for offices all over the country, and men are terrified that they’ll lose their hardly-deserved positions at the top. And to someone with lady parts, gasp! While the goons in politics will never admit it, these sudden revelations women are having that are leading them to swap professions was […]

Trump Plans To Dress In Camo And Crash The Royal Wedding

With the royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle just days away, it’s safe to say that Donald Trump can stop waiting by the mailbox for his invitation to arrive. However, being Trump, there’s not a chance that he’ll let something as humiliating as this slide without having a plan to get into that wedding. […]

Mike Pence Mansplains His Ridiculous Role In Women’s Reproductive Rights

Vice President Mike Pence has gotten so involved in women’s reproductive rights over the years that those of us with ovaries are considering giving him an honorary uterus just to shut him up. Because, as we all know, women don’t get a say in their own rights. Instead, it’s left up to a bunch of […]

The Best SNL Political Parodies

The writers of Saturday Night Live have always known how to take a political scandal and turn it into a hilarious skit, utilizing our country’s leaders most embarrassing moments to entertain us. From steamy affairs to disgraceful executive moves, SNL’s political parodies over the years has been savage, to say the least. While no president is […]

Trump Is Keeping His Medical Records Hidden And Now We Know Why

Trump has been caught in another lie. Shocking, I know! As many of us already assumed, it turns out that the statement released by Trump’s doctor when he was still just a presidential candidate was fake. Or, at least, incredibly influenced by the president himself. Dr. Harold Bornstein recently admitted that Trump dictated the entire letter […]