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Politics
“Sharing is Caring”: How Kindergarten Makes Your Kids Communist
You might not know this, but there’s a dirty communist threat lurking inside your children’s schools. From the first day of kindergarten—even preschool, in hippy-dippy...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
Citizenship Will Now Be Granted Via Personal Contest With Trump
We all know the truth about how citizenship works in this country, don’t we? We’ve all seen the documentaries produced by YouTube accounts with anime...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
The Solution to “Bad” Gun Violence Is Obviously More “Good” Gun Violence
It’s a sad reality of 2018 that school shootings are more common than celebrity weddings. Yet, unlike celebrity weddings, they are gradually receiving less and...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
Ted Cruz Removes Skinsuit, Reveals Lizard Body for Halloween
Ted Cruz has never worn his human skin elegantly. It looks like it’s poorly tailored, maybe by a drunk lizard man. It’s too tight in...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
“Most Punchable” List of Republicans Finally Released!
The Republican party is not known for being especially endearing. They’re hardly cute, cuddly, or friendly. In fact, it seems they are at their happiest...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
High School Bans Talking: Soon, No Eye Contact and No Smiling
Remember high school? That magical time in your life when your skin is terrible, you have no money, you can’t drive, your sex drive is...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Social Media
White People Get Special 911 Number To Call When They See Black People
If you’re black in an area occupied by white people, there is the default presumption that you’ve done something criminal. Or, you’re about to do...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
Why Don’t Straight White Men Get a Flag, Huh?
Speech by Mr. I.M White, Jr., of Mesa, Arizona, as presented to an audience of four old men at the VFW hall. Everybody has their...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago
Politics
Kanye and Trump Together Are What We Deserve as A Culture
If you ever wondered what would happen if twentieth century dadaists were running a social experiment-cum-prank in which they carefully manipulated our culture to emulate...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago2 months ago
Politics
How Is Taylor Swift the Most Mature Celebrity We Have Going?
We never thought this day would come. Our country is run by a small child in a garbage bag, America’s reputation on the world stage...
by Alex Fox 4 years ago4 years ago