Avoid Apathy Against a Tidal Wave of Stupidity
Idiocy is on the rise. The White House is headed by a conman buffoon more interested in Fox & Friends and the size of his...
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How Do We Know We’re Living the Darkest Timeline?
Welcome to the Darkest Timeline! At some point in the last several years, our universe clearly shifted from it’s rocky-if-positive path to the mythical Darkest Timeline,...
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The Idiot Caucus: Climate Change Deniers in Congress
Anti-intellectualism has never been so in vogue. Not since the Know-nothing party of 18-dickty-whatever has idiocy been such a fast track to political power. We...
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Tragicomic Failures of Government from this Week Alone
The modern era has been noteworthy for how sad and comical government has become. The list of head shaking failures since the beginning is too...
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3 Founding Fathers Who Are Spinning In Their Graves So Fast Right Now
If America’s founding fathers were anything, they were divisive and squabbling. But they do share something: they’d probably be pretty disappointed in the current state...
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5 Life Rules from Kindergarten that Donald Trump Forgot
Anyone with more than a cursory knowledge of child raising will tell you that children are little sociopathic monsters, and need to be socialized to...
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10 Dogs with a Better Haircut Than Donald Trump
Of President Trump’s many beautiful physical characteristics, his hair is among the most commented upon. Perhaps only slightly less notable than his truly human skin...
