Professor Jose Canseco Teaches Us About Gravity On Twitter


Jose Canseco Twitter

Jose Canseco’s Twitter account is a bit like an online campfire. With the fearless former baseball player as our learned scout leader, we snuggle into our virtual sleeping bags and await his wise “Canseco-isms” as we lick marshmallow and chocolate from our sticky fingers.

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Now imagine you’re an impressionable college freshman, stuck in the front row of Physics 101. “It’s just a general requirement,” you tell yourself. “I want to study art, not science” you say. But then Professor Canseco walks in and starts dropping some truth bombs about a simple concept: Gravity.

Suddenly you doubt your academic track. “How could I choose art, when such a beautiful and mysterious world of knowledge was hidden beneath my nose this whole time?” It’s not your fault, impressionable college freshman. It’s the Professor Canseco effect.


Dusten Carlson
Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.

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