Man’s Farts Can ‘Kill Mosquitoes Six Meters Away’

Joe Rwamirama, 48, alleges his farts can kill mosquitoes, and that a manufacturing company has hired him to assist in developing a new bug repellent.

They’re one of the deadliest creatures on the planet, however mosquitoes could soon be wiped off the map – thanks to Rwamirama’s farts. The reason for his bizarre insect-slaying farts remains undetermined, and he says that his windbreaks are ‘just like everyone else.’ Speaking to reporters, he claimed: “I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly.

“I smell like a normal man and I bathe daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects and especially mosquitoes.” His extraordinary skill is well reputed across his hometown (Kampala), accordant to local barber, Jim Yoweri. Speaking to news outlets, he explained: “He is known all over the city as the man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts. When Joe is around we all know that mosquitoes will vanish.

“He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His farts gets rid of this disease.” While the name of the manufacturing company remains a riddle, Rwamirama contends that they’re paying him ‘millions’ to assist in the craft of a new repellent. Without question, the news has ignited a series of jokes on the web.

On a Reddit thread regarding the press, one user quipped: “This is how real life X-Men begins,” whilst another joked: “I can make my dog get off the couch. Nobody’s writing articles about me.” And one kidded: “Imagine having a beer with your mate, and a mosquito lands on you, and he just gets up and rips a fat one on your arm and it dies instantly.”

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