Girl With IQ Of 161 Shares Her Thoughts On Twitter

Lauren Marbe is a girl with an IQ of 161. While her IQ is higher than Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates and even Albert Einstein, she is also a 16-year-0ld girl with less than real world problems.

Marbe recently took the Mensa IQ test and scored a 161, a single point higher than the IQ experts believe Albert Einstein would have scored.

On her Twitter account you might expect Lauren to go all “Big Bang Theory” on her followers. Instead the teenager sounds just like we would expect from a girl in the midst of her teenage years.

We picked out a few of her less than brilliant Twitter moments:

awkward when your rushing so u choke on your frosted shreddies

— ❤lauren (@laurensmarbe) January 31, 2013

get put in a shit mood so easy, cant wait to be olderrrr — ❤lauren (@laurensmarbe) January 29, 2013

if i let you go down my phone, you should feel priveleged. it doesnt happen often — ❤lauren (@laurensmarbe) January 24, 2013

Apparently even super geniuses don’t want to attend classes:

Will be a happy bunny if i wake up at half 6 to see that school is not open

— ❤lauren (@laurensmarbe) January 20, 2013

Super geniuses are also full of clever ways to express themselves using big people words:

well, its been quite a shit day

— ❤lauren (@laurensmarbe) January 20, 2013

Porn stars and ditzy blonde actresses and actors have also scored genius levels on the Mensa IQ test. The real test of Lauren Marbe’s intelligence will come in the years ahead when she actually has to apply her smarts to real world situations.

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Would love to meet you, sometime in the not-too-distant-future, as you are not only brilliant but very pretty, as well…..really do like your Twitter comments!

As Eleanor Roosevelt said "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." For too long women have given into the notion that their needs are not important and that they are the inferior of the sexes but recent studies are saying NO! It is good to know that modern women are not giving into the notion of inferiority and are instead proving themselves in all areas of academics. In fact, Furman did a study that revealed that it is women who are the smarter of the sexes. To read more go to the greaterbooks and click on ‘Are Women the Superior Gender?’.

My IQ is 158 and I, too, act like a typical 16-year-old girl on Twitter (who doesn't?)

girl you bes be shuttin you mouf

Further evidence that the White race is the smartest race. It's a genetic thing. 🙂

not creepy at all right?

An IQ higher than 160, and she can't distinguish between "your" and "you're"? That's pathetic.

can't, or won't, because linguistic prescriptivism is the domain of petty vainglorious turds

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Frank Odom says:

Feb 13, 2013 at 12:05 am

Would love to meet you, sometime in the not-too-distant-future, as you are not only brilliant but very pretty, as well…..really do like your Twitter comments!

Elizabeth Edwards says:

Feb 13, 2013 at 1:37 am

As Eleanor Roosevelt said "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." For too long women have given into the notion that their needs are not important and that they are the inferior of the sexes but recent studies are saying NO! It is good to know that modern women are not giving into the notion of inferiority and are instead proving themselves in all areas of academics. In fact, Furman did a study that revealed that it is women who are the smarter of the sexes. To read more go to the greaterbooks and click on ‘Are Women the Superior Gender?’.

JP Gotts says:

Feb 13, 2013 at 3:06 am

My IQ is 158 and I, too, act like a typical 16-year-old girl on Twitter (who doesn't?)

Groove Champion says:

Feb 13, 2013 at 3:07 am

girl you bes be shuttin you mouf

Jason R Baran says:

Feb 13, 2013 at 4:12 am

Further evidence that the White race is the smartest race. It's a genetic thing. 🙂

Strictly Lowdown says:

Feb 14, 2013 at 2:12 am

not creepy at all right?

Nick Parente says:

Feb 18, 2013 at 9:23 am

An IQ higher than 160, and she can't distinguish between "your" and "you're"? That's pathetic.

JP Gotts says:

Feb 18, 2013 at 9:51 am

can't, or won't, because linguistic prescriptivism is the domain of petty vainglorious turds

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