A man lost his pecker in a car accident. Decades later after receiving a prosthetic one, he was in another car crash and had to wait to get ‘lucky.’
Mohammed Abad, 44,, was left without a functioning penis after being dragged under a car as a kid. Getting by with a rudimentary fleshy tube for approx four decades, finally in 2012 he underwent surgery to get a $100,000 prosthetic penis equipped. By this year January, Abad’s new package was ready to go at last. You must give new genitalia several years to “take,” noted Abad. The bionic eight-inch phallus possesses two tubes that fill up with liquid from his gut after he presses a hidden button on his testicle, and the schlong is crafted out of flesh from his arm. “I got out of hospital and got a train back up to Scotland. I had to keep it erect for two weeks,” he spoke to reporters. “I had to do that for it to heal, because that’s the way it works. My old penis didn’t go to waste—my surgeon used it to make my scrotum. I have waited long enough for this—it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now, so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”
Woefully, less than a week later, his plan had to be delayed. Abad was involved in yet another car crash, wrecking his plans to belatedly penetrate a vagina the first time ever. Nearly three months later, Abad was ready to get back on the horse! Winner of the 2013 Sex Worker of the Year award and political candidate, Charlotte Rose, got in touch with the bionic man when she’d heard about his situation and had offered to help him by taking his virginity. The two were supposed to hook up prior to Abad’s car crash, thereby earlier this month they reconnected and spent a few days getting to know one another in a London hotel, before ultimately attempting the deed. Regrettably, on the initial evening the testicle pump didn’t function and Abad’s salami failed to inflate. The next night, though, everything went according to plan.
“When Charlotte saw it for the first time, she was silent, and I was a bit worried,” stated Abad. “But then she said, ‘It’s incredible.’ It’s nice to hear a lady say that. After it was over, I lay there with a big smile on my face.” Rose—who gave Abad some nookie for free, in spite of her typical rate of $230 per hour—expressed, “In the end, he lasted for an hour and three quarters.” She said she was honored to be asked, “because your first time is a memory in your life you never forget.” The 44-year-old-virgin has one testicle still, which means he can produce semen and, if he desires to, father babies. “I’ve got an outpatient appointment on October 1, when my doctor is going to discuss what he’s going to do in future,” he added. “But he knows what my testosterone levels are—he knows what my sperm count is. It’s probably better than yours.”
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