Automatic Sperm Extractors Help Donors Who Don’t Want To Spank Off


Technology will never cease to amaze us, as gizmos get more and more advanced – hence this contraption, which is being utilized to help men donate sperm.

via Interesting Engineering

Footage of the sex gadget in action (for obvious reasons) has gone viral – largely because it’s a possible solution for males who struggle with onanism, or find the notion of entering a room to wank into a plastic cup to be a bit unsettling. The clip has been making it’s way around social media, where one viewer cracked: “If you build it, they will cum.” Someone else contemplated: “I mean, does it put all the, er, ‘output’ together? Like a sperm smoothie or something?” A third posted: “I feel sorry for who ever has to clean these machines.”

The ‘automatic sperm extractor’ machines come equipped with a lubricated pipe, which likens a ‘female organ’ and stimulates and massages the penis to induce sexual intercourse. The machines have been crafted by a Chinese company after concerns from the country’s government over a grievous shortage of sperm donations. Newly, state-run media pleaded volunteers to ‘help mitigate the country’s ageing problem’ and ‘show their compassion’ , however many prospective donors were evidently turned off by the idea of carrying out in a clinical environment.

“Hospitals mostly use masturbation as their collection method without providing a venue or equipment,” said inventor Ding Guijiang. “This makes collecting sperm on site very difficult. We invented an automatic sperm extractor which is also user friendly. First of all it stimulated a female organ and then replicates the physical movements of sexual intercourse by moving back-and-forth.” To view the machine in action, click HERE.


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