Naming a cockroach after your former lover not brutal enough for your bitter heart this Valentine’s Day?
Well, now you can a salmon after your ex and watch it get torn apart by a hungry bear instead.
Animal rehabilitation centre Wildlife Images, based in Oregon, are the geniuses behind this killer Valentine’s Day promotion.
For just $20, your salmon will be fed to two of the organisation’s brown bears, Kodi and Yak, with the slaughter captured on camera for your viewing pleasure.
As an added bonus, you’ll also get a certificate to commemorate the carnage.
Announcing the offer on Facebook, Wild Images said: “Did you fall hook, line, and sinker for someone who broke your heart? Kodi & Yak would love to help you get your revenge!
“In exchange for a $20 donation, your ex’s name will be on a salmon and served up for dinner.”
Apparently, the fish are in short supply, so if you want to take part in this petty-yet-satisfying act of vengeance, you’d better get a move on.