Name a Salmon After Your Ex This Valentine's Day and Watch it Get Eaten By a Bear

Naming a cockroach after your former lover not brutal enough for your bitter heart this Valentine’s Day?

Well, now you can a salmon after your ex and watch it get torn apart by a hungry bear instead.

Animal rehabilitation centre Wildlife Images, based in Oregon, are the geniuses behind this killer Valentine’s Day promotion.

For just $20, your salmon will be fed to two of the organisation’s brown bears, Kodi and Yak, with the slaughter captured on camera for your viewing pleasure.

Name a Salmon After Your Ex This Valentine's Day and Watch it Get Ripped to Shreds by Bears

As an added bonus, you’ll also get a certificate to commemorate the carnage.

Announcing the offer on Facebook, Wild Images said: “Did you fall hook, line, and sinker for someone who broke your heart? Kodi & Yak would love to help you get your revenge!

“In exchange for a $20 donation, your ex’s name will be on a salmon and served up for dinner.”

Apparently, the fish are in short supply, so if you want to take part in this petty-yet-satisfying act of vengeance, you’d better get a move on.