Florida Woman Farts Then Pulls Knife On Man Who Complained

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Farts are deadly things; friendships and even relationships get ruined because of those. Heck, one animal even uses farts as a weapon and their species has been successful in nature so far. As for human beings and their dangerous farts, anyone who’s ever been in enclosed public spaces will know how violent a fart can get. One woman fart even caused a commotion where a knife was used to threaten someone.

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During one fine day in Danai Beach, Florida, people were lining up inside a Dollar General store initially without incident. That is until one 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson got in line at the checkout. Beside Wilson is an unlucky man named John Walker. Little did John know, he was about to get into trouble. Apparently, a nasty flatulence assaulted the said two people’s noses and Walker blamed Wilson.

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Seems it was loud, meaning it was not that hard to pinpoint whodunnit exactly. Nevertheless, Walker blamed Wilson and even got into a loud verbal argument against her “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit. Wilson, however, simply would not just take it, so she pulled a small “lock back knife” on Walker and threatened that she was going to “gut” him.

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Reports of the incident even claimed that Wilson was poised to attack Walker with the knife. Luckily, the police were quick to respond to the scene and Wilson was promptly arrested taken to the Paul Rein Detention Facility in Pompano Beach. She was given bail, however, amounting to $2,500. Good thing too, she would have gutted any inmate who had heard or smelled her fart.

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