Neck Or Nothing: Arrested Fugitive Goes Viral For His Inhumanly Large…

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Every once in a while, the internet would go abuzz with mugshots of arrested criminals because why not? Some of them can be downright bizarre to the point of being entertaining. Others are actually quite interesting. Hence, we have yet another mugshot from a captured fugitive which is making the internet up to its neck in, well, neck jokes. For his neck was unlike any other…

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Photo by Facebook/
Escambia County Sheriff’s Office

It’s not photoshopped, stop laughing, or staring, or both. His name is Charles Dion McDowell and apart from being notorious for risking his uh, neck for drugs, he is also famous for a neck which would put even a linebacker’s to shame. The photo was posted by Escambia County Sherrif’s office which captured McDowell in Escambia County, Florida. Turns out, McDowell had a lot more admirers than anticipated…

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Photo by Facebook/
Escambia County Sheriff’s Office

Now the said post is neck-deep in neck jokes. That right there is the internet at it’s finest, there is actually a lot more of those neck puns and jokes with thousands of reactions too. Too bad the screenshot could only fit so much. For a full encyclopedia of neck jokes, however, you can visit the official page of Escambia County Sherrif’s Office on Facebook.

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Photo by news.com.au

As for McDowell, he had quite a notorious run, he was arrested for “Fleeing/Eluding Police with Lights & Sirens Active, Possession of Meth with Intent to Sell/Manufacture/Deliver, Possession of Cocaine with Intent to Sell/Manufacture/Deliver Schedule II, Possession of Controlled Substance without a Prescription, Possession of Marijuana, and Possession of Drug Equipment,” a real pain in the neck this one.

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