‘Grabbing Pussy’ Poetry Collection Gets Shipped Alongside Super Mario Book… ‘Accidentally’


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We all love us some Super Mario right? Who could say no to an Italian plumber who uses ‘shrooms and whose “princess” girlfriend keeps running off with someone else? Well, the thing is, some Super Mario fans might have gotten more than what they paid for when they bought the most recent Super Mario history book, as it came bundled with a poetry collection titled, “Grabbing Pussy.”

One resident from Atlanta with the Twitter handle @brandokay was an avid Mario fan, so much so, that he can remember all the coin collecting, turtle jumping, and brick smashing in the game, what he does not recall is the “pussy grabbing,” involved in the game. That’s because there is no such thing, hence the inclusion of “Grabbing Pussy” poetry book came as quite a shock.

He opened the box he ordered and there it was, “Grabbing Pussy” along with Alyse Knorr’s Super Mario Bros. 3. Of course, he did read it and turns out, it was quite a profound collection of uh, transgressive poems. Check it out:

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Photo by Twitter/@brandokay

So how did that happen? Apparently, there was a packing error. Both books had different publishers but both of those publishers only shared one contracted printing press. Both books also had the same size and the same number of pages. Well, put two and two together and you get quite a bundle.

No need to worry about the kids though since Alyse Knorr’s Super Mario book is apparently targeted at adults, meaning no child fan of Super Mario is going to have trauma because of a poem about genitals… possibly.

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Natividad Sidlangan
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